Top 3 reasons for why SJs suck...

[Uberfuhrer]

Originally Posted by cafe

1.) They get in my way with their insistence on following rules
2.) They think I'm a spacey slob
3.) They draw really weird conclusions about very unimportant thing

What kind of weird conclusions?

As I recall, SJs are anti-weird!

[cafe]

Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer

What kind of weird conclusions?

As I recall, SJs are anti-weird!

They can decide you are a horrible, evil person because your grass gets a little high or you are a couple of days late with a birthday card.

[Uberfuhrer]

Originally Posted by cafe

They can decide you are a horrible, evil person because your grass gets a little high or you are a couple of days late with a birthday card.

Oh right! I had an ESFJ co-worker who literally yelled at me because I told her I didn't get my mother anything for Mother's Day. She said that if I was her child, she'd disown me. A little on the fanatical side, I would say.

Religious (especially Christian) SJs make me crazy. They are extremely literal with biblical interpretations, even when the words contradict. They are fanatics that, of course, say you'll go to Hell if you act a certain way.

[cafe]

Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer

Oh right! I had an ESFJ co-worker who literally yelled at me because I told her I didn't get my mother anything for Mother's Day. She said that if I was her child, she'd disown me. A little on the fanatical side, I would say.

Religious (especially Christian) SJs make me crazy. They are extremely literal with biblical interpretations, even when the words contradict. They are fanatics that, of course, say you'll go to Hell if you act a certain way.

My younger brother's an SJ Pentecostal preacher. He is very polite, so he won't usually tell you what you are doing wrong and that you are going to hell unless he's in the pulpit, but yeah. I imagine he thinks I'm at least a little bit backslid. He's my baby brother, though, so I still think he rocks.

[Lookin4theBestNU]

Top 3 reasons SJs suck:
1. I know it would actually be easier to do it that way....but that is not the way we are supposed to do that. Read the handbook someone really important wrote that!
2. I am not feeling good again today. Let me tell you about it.
3. ZOMG Britney spears has a picture of her coochie on the internet! Have you heard Paris Hilton went to jail!?! What do you mean you don't care?!?

[Jennifer]

Originally Posted by cafe

They can decide you are a horrible, evil person because your grass gets a little high or you are a couple of days late with a birthday card.

Well... aren't you?!

(Don't forget allowing your kids to leave their toys all over your own backyard -- it's an eyesore for the entire neighborhood!)

Originally Posted by lookin4theBestNU

2. I am not feeling good again today. Let me tell you about it.

Oh, I am so SICK and TIRED of hearing who has gastric reflux and who had a bladder infection and whose gout is acting up and whose blood pressure shot through the roof last month... Gaaaa!)

Originally Posted by cafe

I imagine he thinks I'm at least a little bit backslid...

Or perhaps just... Notoriously Evil???!!! (dum-dum DUUUUHHH!)

[curmudgeon]

Originally Posted by cafe

They can decide you are a horrible, evil person because your grass gets a little high or you are a couple of days late with a birthday card.

Mommy?

[cafe]

Originally Posted by Jennifer

Well... aren't you?!

(Don't forget allowing your kids to leave their toys all over your own backyard -- it's an eyesore for the entire neighborhood!)

How do they have time to care?? That's what I will never understand. Why don't they just go read something or post on their forum?

Originally Posted by Jennifer

Or perhaps just... Notoriously Evil???!!! (dum-dum DUUUUHHH!)

Nope. I'm still big sis. I was practically his second mother and that gets me special authority status or something. I'm just misguided and I'm sure he prays for me every day.

[Jennifer]

Originally Posted by cafe

How do they have time to care?? That's what I will never understand. Why don't they just go read something or post on their forum?

Your yard IS their forum. [But yes... stop the insanity...!]

I was practically his second mother and that gets me special authority status or something. I'm just misguided and I'm sure he prays for me every day.

If God exists and has a sense of humor, you will be assigned to be your brother's guardian angel in Heaven.

[cafe]

Originally Posted by Jennifer

If God exists and has a sense of humor, you will be assigned to be your brother's guardian angel in Heaven.

I would do it gladly, but no way would I resist the temptation to tweak him now and then. He is so easy to get going.