If I was married to a...

[Angry Ayrab]

Originally Posted by murkrow

Have you ever spoken to him?

He's not that passive.

Lol, no... Actually I have not... he seems like a cool guy to talk to though... Many of his posts are really insitefull before he went on his anti-feeling tirade that is.

[CzeCze]

Originally Posted by Angry Ayrab

Being an irascible cranky male to his loving wonderful wife

1) LOL

2) Angry, you sure you aren't an INTP?

3) They're too good for you! (All of 'em!!)

4) LOL again

[iamWongtheGreat]

INTJ: Wake up, please. It's all ready 12.53 pm. This is the last time I'm asking you nicely.

ESFP: (mumbles into pillow) Just a few more minutes...

INTJ: You've told me that about 13 times now.

ESFP: (mumbles into pillow) Just a few more minutes...

INTJ: (shoves ESFP off bed onto floor) ESFP: (screams)

INTJ: I told you it was the last time I was asking nicely. (walks off) ESFP: (cries)

I don't know about the other ESFPs out there, but this is typical of the one I know.
Very well too. Too well. Hmmm.

[sophiedoph]

My INTP and I have the same conversation... but I usually let him sleep in. lol

[Mo_(operalover)]

Originally Posted by iamWongtheGreat

INTJ: Wake up, please. It's all ready 12.53 pm. This is the last time I'm asking you nicely.

ESFP: (mumbles into pillow) Just a few more minutes...

INTJ: You've told me that about 13 times now.

ESFP: (mumbles into pillow) Just a few more minutes...

INTJ: (shoves ESFP off bed onto floor) ESFP: (screams)

INTJ: I told you it was the last time I was asking nicely. (walks off) ESFP: (cries)

I don't know about the other ESFPs out there, but this is typical of the one I know.
Very well too. Too well. Hmmm.

A similar script (with me as the SFP who is simply not allowed to relax) jumped into my head right after I read the OP's post. Except I dont cry. Outwardly, that is.

[Geoff]

Originally Posted by Oberon

I cannot tell you how many times I've been cooking something while my ISFJ wife is in the kitchen, and I end up saying "Where'd my spoon go?" and she replies "Oh, I washed it. Sorry!" so I get another spoon out.

"Um, what happened to the onion powder?"

"You weren't using it, so I put it away."

So I go get the onion powder out of the cabinet. Again.

When I get back to the stove, it's "Hey, the spoon's gone again!"

Heh. I just saw this. I totally identify. ISFJs are a great help in the kitchen

[substitute]

ISxP - (as bailiff knocks on door with warrant for arrest for tax related issues) you WHAT? ffs all you had to do was put a signature on the line and stick it in the mailbox! Dammit I reminded you fifty times!

ESTP - (garment lands on my head, I throw it onto the floor) do your own ironing, I'm not your goddamn mother!

ENTJ - (from experience) Can we just not have any plans for today?

[whatever]

IN THE KITCHEN (thanks Oberon)

ESFJ: stands hovering near my shoulder "I don't think you're doing that right, I told you Joe wants his steak medium, not medium rare... are you sure that's medium?"

me: if you love Joe so much why don't you marry him *cackles madly*

ISFJ: (cleaning) why haven't you ever learned to clean as you go? you can't ever get through life if you don't learn to clean as you go!

ENFJ: you told me I could make the main course! move the fuck over and hand me that knife before I stab you with it! You always ignore what I tell you....

ESFP: what are you cooking? It smells good *seizes spoon and tastes it*

INTP: stands at the side of the kitchen reading the newspaper

that's from personal experience

[MetalWounds]

Inspired by some gals I've known irl.

ISFJ: Umm...so could you please... like sober up for a day? No? Okay.

ESTJ: I just burned all of your clothes, now you have to buy new ones.

ENFJ: Stop arguing with me and put some damn pants on.

ISTP: If you take out the 3.43s and put in a 4.11 posi-trac you'll be able to pull high 14s, no problem... and get your hand off my ass.

ESFJ: OMG YOU FOUND THIS COUCH WHERE? IN THE WOODS?!

ESTP: This couch is awesome man.

[Jack Flak]

I apologize for not thanking you all individually, but there's some hella good funny in this thread.

I've never been married, and especially not to an ENTP, but it might be something like my relationship with my old friend/roommate.

We were eighteen or nineteen years old at the time. We'd been playing Total Annihilation, the PC game, on LAN, and I was winning with the same unit & tactics (I was rushing with Brawlers, if you're familiar) every time. Mr. ENTP didn't like that, so we agreed to a cap on that particular unit. I proceeded to pwn him again with the same units, just less of them. I went to his room, and oh was he ever hot. It went something like this (ENTP starts):

"What are you doing?"
"I just busted your ass with less brawlers, the unit cap was in place..."
"I don't want to play like that *anger* blah blah blah blah..."
"LOL"
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOOOOOOOM"

It wasn't said jovially. I still have a little tinnitus.