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dynamiteninja
10-06-2008, 06:05 PM
Types of various soft drinks (remember this is all just a bit of irreverent fun!)

Coca-Cola: ESTJ
Diet Coke: ENFJ
Fanta: ESFP
Sprite: ENTP
Mountain Dew: ISTP
Red Bull: INTJ
Pepsi: ESFP
Pepsi Max: ESTJ
Dr Pepper: INTP
7UP: ISFP
Coke Zero: ENTJ
Jack Flak
10-06-2008, 06:07 PM
You're way off.
Jeffster
10-06-2008, 06:08 PM
I think you're right about Pepsi, but Coke is an SJ of some sort and Diet Coke an NF, definitely.
dynamiteninja
10-06-2008, 06:18 PM
I think you're right about Pepsi, but Coke is an SJ of some sort and Diet Coke an NF, definitely.

Those were my gut instincts originally, but I changed my mind. You have made me change it again. Will edit OP. :D
ajblaise
10-06-2008, 06:27 PM
Mountain Dew: ESTP
Red Bull: ESTJ
Dr Pepper: INTP
dynamiteninja
10-06-2008, 06:44 PM
Mountain Dew: ESTP
Red Bull: ESTJ
Dr Pepper: INTP

Agree on all but Red Bull. :)
proteanmix
10-06-2008, 06:46 PM
This is like your best typing thread!
colmena
10-06-2008, 08:28 PM
Where the fuck is Lilt?

ESFP.
Athenian200
10-06-2008, 09:13 PM
I usually drink Diet Dr. Pepper, and Diet Coke.

You said Diet Coke was ENFJ... well, what's Diet Dr. Pepper? I'm curious.
dynamiteninja
10-06-2008, 09:25 PM
Where the fuck is Lilt?

ESFP.

God I hate Lilt.
dynamiteninja
10-06-2008, 09:26 PM
I usually drink Diet Dr. Pepper, and Diet Coke.

You said Diet Coke was ENFJ... well, what's Diet Dr. Pepper? I'm curious.

Probably still INTP. Does Diet Dr Pepper actually exist? I've never seen it in Britain so I don't know enough about it to type it.
cafe
10-06-2008, 09:31 PM
Diet Dr. Pepper does exist. My INTP drinks it. I like INTPs, but can't stand Dr. Pepper. :thinking:
Tallulah
10-06-2008, 09:49 PM
Why is Coke an SJ?
ajblaise
10-06-2008, 09:59 PM
Why is Coke an SJ?

Because it's your plain old standard soda.
Beat
10-06-2008, 10:02 PM
Is this type preference or if a soft drink had a personality?
dynamiteninja
10-06-2008, 10:04 PM
Is this type preference or if a soft drink had a personality?

If the drink had a personality. I suppose this is largely the result of it's image, which is largely created by marketing boffins.
edcoaching
10-06-2008, 10:17 PM
Kinney is INFJ. Barely anyone knows of its existence...
dynamiteninja
10-06-2008, 10:20 PM
Organic fair trade blueberry smoothie: INFP :D
milti girl
10-08-2008, 04:01 PM
I live in India and haven't heard of half these drinks :(
cloakofsnow
10-08-2008, 05:15 PM
Am I the only one who can't stand the taste of diet softdrinks? Diet coke/pepsi, for instance, taste a bit like toothpaste to me. My favourite is plain old, standard coke.
Jack Flak
10-08-2008, 05:16 PM
Yes, you are the only one. I find Diet Pepsi excruciatingly delicious and refreshing. Also, CAFFEINE.
Jeffster
10-09-2008, 02:11 AM
Am I the only one who can't stand the taste of diet softdrinks? Diet coke/pepsi, for instance, taste a bit like toothpaste to me. My favourite is plain old, standard coke.

No, I hate diet drinks too. They all taste horrible, every single one. Then they have the nerve to make those commercials that say stuff like you can't tell the difference between Coke and Coke Zero, and "Diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper." More like it then what? A can of pepto bismol? Maybe, but not a whole lot.
kuranes
10-09-2008, 02:18 AM
I was tempted to go with ice tea ( and lemon slices of course ) for INTP. And Squirt for ENFP.

* slips post under the door without knocking :) *
Didums
10-09-2008, 02:23 AM
Mountain Dew = INTP just because I like it the best :yes:

Urban dictionary definitions of Mountain dew:

1. The essence of life.
Mountain Dew will make you live a long and healthy life. It also prevents most forms of stupidity.

2. A drink, gave to man as a gift from God himself. Known commonly as what Jesus died for. Has been produced in 6 flavors- Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew : Code Red, Mountain Dew : LiveWire, Mountain Dew : Baja Blast, Mountain Dew : Pitch Black, and Mountain Dew : Pitch Black II. Better than sexual intercourse. Seriously, its that good. Do The DEW!
"Do The Dew!" (Right now damn it!)

"I just jizzed everywhere!"
"Whoa! Do you have another can of Mountain Dew?"

"I can't feel my legs!"
"Why?"
"I just had sex while drinking a Mountain Dew"
Jeffster
10-09-2008, 02:26 AM
Nah, Mountain Dew has got to be an SP of some sort. It's all about the doing. With offshoots like "Code Red" and "Baja Blast." The Dew has no theoretical interests, it just wants to tear things up and make an impact.
heart
10-09-2008, 02:27 AM
Hansen's Cherry Vanilla Natural Soda -- INFP
Beat
10-09-2008, 02:27 AM
Coke Zero - ENTJ
Uberfuhrer
10-09-2008, 02:34 AM
What type is Royal Crown?
Beat
10-09-2008, 02:37 AM
^ISFP
SuperFob
10-09-2008, 02:53 AM
Pepsi: Definitely an INFJ. Strong Fe vibes.
Uberfuhrer
10-09-2008, 03:58 AM
Josta: ENTP (may it rest in peace)
heart
10-09-2008, 04:33 AM
Nah, Mountain Dew has got to be an SP of some sort. It's all about the doing. With offshoots like "Code Red" and "Baja Blast." The Dew has no theoretical interests, it just wants to tear things up and make an impact.

Yes, Code Red definately SP. It makes anyone who drinks it SP too! :devil: At least for an hour or two!
Grayscale
10-09-2008, 06:34 PM
i would like to petition to have mountain dew changed to ISTP.

unless ESTPs, "the promoter", are chugging the dew while they're out working the used car lot, i think this is more appropriate for the adventurous and thrill-seeking ISTP! havent you seen the commercials?! it's an x-treme drink for an x-treme type! :D




i dont drink it though, i drink mostly water. :whistling: that much caffiene, are you crazy? i would be up past my bedtime.
dynamiteninja
10-09-2008, 07:13 PM
i would like to petition to have mountain dew changed to ISTP.

unless ESTPs, "the promoter", are chugging the dew while they're out working the used car lot, i think this is more appropriate for the adventurous and thrill-seeking ISTP! havent you seen the commercials?! it's an x-treme drink for an x-treme type! :D

Until the next Dew petition comes along...

EDITS OP
Haphazard
10-09-2008, 11:37 PM
Vitamin water?

ISFP, I guess.

This thread is making me thirsty...

Why Red Bull INTJ?
MetalWounds
10-09-2008, 11:48 PM
RedBull-INTJ

RedBull w/ vokda- ESFP
Jack Flak
10-09-2008, 11:50 PM
I know I become ESFP if I drink Red Bull and vodka. And you should see my ESFP friend.

Strangely enough, the first Red Bull I drank was given to me by an INTJ, many years ago.
cloakofsnow
10-10-2008, 12:46 AM
Beaver Buzz = EN/SFP
ajblaise
10-10-2008, 04:28 AM
Jones soda - INFP or INTP
dynamiteninja
10-10-2008, 06:26 PM
Vitamin water?

ISFP, I guess.

This thread is making me thirsty...

Why Red Bull INTJ?

INTJ drinkers like their drinks scientifically formulated!

Buying Red Bull is a deliberated choice because almost any other energy drink is cheaper, therefore buyers of the drink are more likely to have though out their action beforehand- it just seems very INTJ!
Jack Flak
10-10-2008, 06:28 PM
Tab is INTP. Daryl Zero has a fridge full of it.
BerberElla
10-10-2008, 06:31 PM
I'm in a really really tiny minority but I can't stand soft drinks, cold drinks, water, and only drink fruit juice once in a blue moon.

I like tea, tea and more tea.
Beat
10-10-2008, 06:52 PM
Faygo - ICP!

lolz


:(
dynamiteninja
10-10-2008, 07:23 PM
I've never heard of most of these drinks...
Jack Flak
10-10-2008, 07:34 PM
YouTube - Tab (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVsJ2JcNbPk)
Haphazard
10-10-2008, 09:53 PM
INTJ drinkers like their drinks scientifically formulated!

Buying Red Bull is a deliberated choice because almost any other energy drink is cheaper, therefore buyers of the drink are more likely to have though out their action beforehand- it just seems very INTJ!

But it's nasty! Then again, so are all energy drinks.

And how do you know it's not just loyalty to a specific brand? (didn't Red Bull start the current energy drink trend?)