View Full Version : 10 points, you know you are a NF male
entropie
09-30-2008, 06:33 AM
1. Your car is european
2. You pay no proud in all three breast hairs
3. You think beer is beer, what's the problem ?
4. You refuse to drink champagne, even if no beer is left
5. You are intrested in politics
6. You think Glenfiddich is Astral Projection
7. Your car is below 275 HP (for the nature, peace !)
8. You have no military callsign for your dick
9. You think sports is for non-intellectuals.
10. You actually shave not the queen but your legs also
:D
EvanTheClown
09-30-2008, 06:38 AM
o.o none of those describe me...
you're a cruel nt... :P
entropie
09-30-2008, 06:42 AM
:D
heart
09-30-2008, 06:53 AM
1. Your car is european
2. You pay no proud in all three breast hairs
3. You think beer is beer, what's the problem ?
4. You refuse to drink champagne, even if no beer is left
5. You are intrested in politics
6. You think Glenfiddich is Astral Projection
7. Your car is below 275 HP (for the nature, peace !)
8. You have no military callsign for your dick
9. You think sports is for non-intellectuals.
10. You actually shave not the queen but your legs also
:D
Male NF cannot have hairy bodies?
My husband would die before he bought a car not made in USA.
He doesn't shave his legs!
entropie
09-30-2008, 07:07 AM
Male NF cannot have hairy bodies?
My husband would die before he bought a car not made in USA.
He doesn't shave his legs!
What a maverick :D
I am? Let's see... no.
Nice try. :D
entropie
09-30-2008, 07:18 AM
You NF males are really special. No need to make jokes of you, I see it clearly now.
I am off for today 8:12 am here and I am so drunk, I donated the rest of my champagne to the floor just right now
mlittrell
09-30-2008, 09:57 AM
lol i think the only one that applies to me is the car below 275 hp only because im poor. otherwise i would want something well over 300 hp. actually thats probably the only one that applies.
nolla
09-30-2008, 06:33 PM
Here's seven. Because seven is a lucky number and I can't think up any more.
1) You don't have a car
2) You're broke
3) You don't eat regularly
4) You clean your house twice a year
5) You don't always remember to wash your teeth
6) You usually don't do much of anything other people consider "doing something"
7) You justify all these by some save-the-world scheme
runvardh
09-30-2008, 06:55 PM
... :rofl1: no... just no
Leysing
09-30-2008, 07:13 PM
Here's seven. Because seven is a lucky number and I can't think up any more.
1) You don't have a car
2) You're broke
3) You don't eat regularly
4) You clean your house twice a year
5) You don't always remember to wash your teeth
6) You usually don't do much of anything other people consider "doing something"
7) You justify all these by some save-the-world scheme
This is definitely NFP. :rolleyes:
nolla
09-30-2008, 07:28 PM
Ok, yeah, you're right.
mlittrell
09-30-2008, 08:55 PM
lol waayyyyyyyy off
Thursday
09-30-2008, 08:57 PM
lol waayyyyyyyy off
he posted this list in an attempt to be funny
if not.....take him to the wall :devil:
mlittrell
09-30-2008, 09:07 PM
i figured he was joking lol nobody is seriously that stupid
EDIT:
holy crap over 350 posts in a month
Silently Honest
09-30-2008, 09:38 PM
hahahahahaha Fuck you.
Antisocial one
09-30-2008, 10:30 PM
Here's seven. Because seven is a lucky number and I can't think up any more.
1) You don't have a car
2) You're broke
3) You don't eat regularly
4) You clean your house twice a year
5) You don't always remember to wash your teeth
6) You usually don't do much of anything other people consider "doing something"
7) You justify all these by some save-the-world scheme
Ehh... the question was about male NFs not NF women. :rolleyes:
toonia
09-30-2008, 10:38 PM
1. Your car is european
2. You pay no proud in all three breast hairs
3. You think beer is beer, what's the problem ?
4. You refuse to drink champagne, even if no beer is left
5. You are intrested in politics
6. You think Glenfiddich is Astral Projection
7. Your car is below 275 HP (for the nature, peace !)
8. You have no military callsign for your dick
9. You think sports is for non-intellectuals.
10. You actually shave not the queen but your legs also
:D
Isn't that more of a metrosexual or something?
entropie
09-30-2008, 10:48 PM
Isn't that more of a metrosexual or something?
Yeah that is my fear basically :D
Peguy
09-30-2008, 10:48 PM
1. Your car is european
Nope.
2. You pay no proud in all three breast hairs
What does "pay no proud" even mean? :huh:
3. You think beer is beer, what's the problem ?
Overall yes, but I have a preference for Canadian beers.
4. You refuse to drink champagne, even if no beer is left
Maybe, maybe not.
5. You are intrested in politics
Does political philosophy count?
6. You think Glenfiddich is Astral Projection
I don't understand this one either.
7. Your car is below 275 HP (for the nature, peace !)
I really dont know off hand, but I doubt it. Besides, fuck hippies!
8. You have no military callsign for your dick
True. I dont pay attention to those parts enough to really care.
9. You think sports is for non-intellectuals.
Yes and no. I usually prefer to play sports, not watch them - and certainly not watch them 20 hours a day.
10. You actually shave not the queen but your legs also
I've never shaved my legs before in my life. I plead ignorance as to what the hell "the queen" is, although I have some idea.
heart
09-30-2008, 10:54 PM
18. You have no military callsign for your dick
:D
Well, so what is the NT callsign then? Tango-uniform?:huh::D
entropie
09-30-2008, 10:59 PM
I call him the howitzer of no earthly use :D
http://granitegrok.com/pix/MilitaryNerd.JPG
colmena
09-30-2008, 11:01 PM
1. Your car is european
I don't have a car. I would aim at the old people if I did.
2. You pay no proud in all three breast hairs
I don't know what this is, but it's probably true.
3. You think beer is beer, what's the problem ?
Is beer not beer? Perhaps it's something else. I hadn't thought of that.
4. You refuse to drink champagne, even if no beer is left
It's true, last time I was given champagne, I didn't drink it.
5. You are intrested in politics
Only on Thrsdays.
6. You think Glenfiddich is Astral Projection
There's some Glenfiddich in a cupboard, behind me. As an F, obviously I believe it's Astral Projection until proven otherwise.
7. Your car is below 275 HP (for the nature, peace !)
For the nature!
8. You have no military callsign for your dick
I say I have a Jolly Roger. That's like nautical or something.
9. You think sports is for non-intellectuals.
Yes. Unless the sport sounds French or it's Elephant polo
10. You actually shave not the queen but your legs also
I shaved my legs once, but not the queen.
Midget
10-01-2008, 12:55 AM
Beer is NOT beer... :p
And I occasionally drink Champagne. :p
heart
10-01-2008, 01:57 AM
What does Entropie mean by the "queen" anyway? Like Elizabeth II? Or is this some weird slang military call sign thingie?
Not_Me
10-01-2008, 04:09 AM
God Shave the Queen.
Mondo
10-01-2008, 04:21 AM
Very funny entropie! :D
But I like champagne over beer for a very NF-ish reason, it is just so much more romantic.. :wubbie:
OneWithSoul
10-01-2008, 09:47 PM
I don't know if any of those fit.. and not all NFs are hippies..the MBTI type shouldn't, and doesn't define what stereotype we fit into, or even what kind of person we are..
JivinJeffJones
10-01-2008, 11:51 PM
Military callsign for my dick? Don't have one of those, though if I did it would be "General" or just "Sir". But my dick is clearly a civilian. An undisciplined civilian with no respect for (my) authority. Especially during my teen years. :doh:
entropie
10-01-2008, 11:58 PM
11. You think sarcasm is a privilege of the lower classes :D
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Btw. "Sir" is a curious callsign, really, really, REALLY, curious .... *smiles, winks and slowly moves away* :D
Babylon Candle
10-02-2008, 04:38 AM
1. Your car is european :rolli:
2. You pay no proud in all three breast hairs :rolli:
3. You think beer is beer, what's the problem ? :rolli:
4. You refuse to drink champagne, even if no beer is left :rolli:
5. You are intrested in politics :rolli:
6. You think Glenfiddich is Astral Projection :rolli:
7. Your car is below 275 HP (for the nature, peace !) :rolli:
8. You have no military callsign for your dick :rolli:
9. You think sports is for non-intellectuals. :rolli:
10. You actually shave not the queen but your legs also :rolli:
:D
**** you.... :yes::D
none of that describes me!
...i did laugh though... I love how funny archetypes can be! Its probably why I love southpark so much.
Angry Ayrab
10-02-2008, 09:02 AM
Here's seven. Because seven is a lucky number and I can't think up any more.
1) You don't have a car
2) You're broke
3) You don't eat regularly
4) You clean your house twice a year
5) You don't always remember to wash your teeth
6) You usually don't do much of anything other people consider "doing something"
7) You justify all these by some save-the-world scheme
Holy Effing SHITE!!!!!!!! %*#&ing wow. Are you stalking me?
nolla
10-02-2008, 01:23 PM
Stalking is such a dirty word. I like to call it anthropology...
bluemonday
10-02-2008, 01:29 PM
Stalking is such a dirty word. I like to call it anthropology...
i'm stealing that for my quote!
nolla
10-02-2008, 02:46 PM
:) Wow... Please do.
Peguy
10-04-2008, 02:40 AM
11. You think sarcasm is a privilege of the lower classes :D
True, but then again I'm a populist - so such a notion is not contrary to my principles. :tongue:
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