Your relatives on this forum

[Thursday]

My favorite cousin : phoenix13
my collegue : Night
my brother : Jack Flack
my older sister : Lethe

your turn

[CaptainChick]

My little brother: Didums

[Jack Flak]

Thanks, Av. Anytime.

I gotta plead the FIF' tho, I feel funny when I talk about touchy-feely family stuff. :) *does logic*

[Beat]

None.

[Uberfuhrer]

Wait, we're not being literal here, are we?

That would have been interesting to know how many members actually are related.

[Thursday]

Wait, we're not being literal here, are we?

That would have been interesting to know how many members actually are related.

no

[Terian]

Wait, how did I show up here? I suck at this whole touchy-feely stuff. Don't touch me? :/

[Uberfuhrer]

Can I have a wife?

[Trinity]

Wait, how did I show up here? I suck at this whole touchy-feely stuff. Don't touch me? :/

*touch*


*touch-touch-touch*


...


*touch-tickle-poke-prod*


*runs away*

[Thursday]

Can I have a wife?
yes
by relatives, i meant relations
wife, son, lover, blah blah
whatever sort of relationship you have with someone on this forum
or at least the nature and behavior of the relationship-its aura and energy

[Trinity]

Big brother: Pink Lime.

But ya'll don't know him so meh *shrug*

[substitute]

ohhh I thought it WAS literal!! as far as I know I have no literal family here...

would have to have a think otherwise... though I've a feeling this thread is going to be slammed any minute by some snotty righteous ass who'll declare philosophical objections to it being a popularity contest shallow cliquish exclusive unethical mean nasty thing where they probably won't turn out really popular so they're gonna condemn it before it's proven!!" :D

[Jeffster]

o I've a feeling this thread is going to be slammed any minute by some snotty righteous ass who'll declare philosophical objections to it being a popularity contest shallow cliquish exclusive unethical mean nasty thing where they probably won't turn out really popular so they're gonna condemn it before it's proven!!" :D

Well, that would be downright nutty.

[Trinity]

Well I hate to see people let down ya know sooooo...

I have a philosophical objection to this thread, it will inevitably turn into a popularity contest and as I feel left out I will condemn it and curse you all.

*curses you all*

~snotty righteous ass

[Jack Flak]

Well I hate to see people let down ya know sooooo...

I have a philosophical objection to this thread, it will inevitably turn into a popularity contest and as I feel left out I will condemn it and curse you all.

*curses you all*

~snotty righteous ass
Will you be my sister?

[Terian]

*touch*


*touch-touch-touch*


...


*touch-tickle-poke-prod*


*runs away**Shivers*

[Trinity]

Will you be my sister?

stfu!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_02/girlDM_228x428.jpg

Yes now piss off!@&$

*Shivers*

*passes blanket, touches some more*

[Terian]

<3

[htb]

Htb is my evil twin.

[Glaceau]

batshit uncle - Victor

[Silently Honest]

AvereX, you're out of the will.

[kyuuei]

Hm.. If I were to think of the people on this forum as family..

My older sister: CaptainChick
My closest cousin: AwesomeCakes
My Brothers and best friends: Hexis, ByMySword, Meta, AD, ETC
My Secret Lover: Jack Flak

[Thursday]

AvereX, you're out of the will.

lol
you have to admit that we don't have that brother vibe

[Silently Honest]

lol yeah.

[EvanTheClown]

My brotherhood: ArbiterDewey, ByMySword, Metamorphosis, Hexis
My wannabe pimp: kyuuei

[booyalab]

I like my relatives.

[substitute]

Well I hate to see people let down ya know sooooo...

I have a philosophical objection to this thread, it will inevitably turn into a popularity contest and as I feel left out I will condemn it and curse you all.

*curses you all*

~snotty righteous ass

See? What did I tell you?

:laugh:

Trinity! :hug:

Thing is I have to consider who else the people I'd choose have already agreed to be related to, cos that'd mean I was related to them as well. If I pick Trin to be my sibling, that means I'm stuck with Jack Flak as well... but eh, actually I was gonna pick him anyway, what a nice coincidence!

You guys realize that this now means nobody else will pick you, cos it'll mean being related to ME! :devil:

*shows up at wedding and ruins it for everyone by getting drunk and singing "I Did It My Way" with the verses replaced by ad hoc revelations of family secrets*

edit - and oh, do I ever know some secrets about THIS family heheheheh

[Jeffster]

See? What did I tell you?
Thing is I have to consider who else the people I'd choose have already agreed to be related to...

No you don't.

[substitute]

Captain Chick is my hot cousin that I have to pretend I don't notice is hot.
Angry Ayrab is my cool cousin that I share my hookah with in the summerhouse while everyone's talking about mortgages at the family summer barbecue
Carebear is my older brother who I secretly revel in getting disapproving looks from, mostly cos at least it's attention :D
Edahn's My Perfect Cousin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0MCti-LBFg&feature=related)
INTJMom is my favourite Auntie :hug:
Lucrative Sid is my cousin and our parents are always at pains to keep us apart for their own sanity
Night is the guy that married my sister the day I contemplated every meaning of "you don't choose your family".

(Jeffster - I was expressing subjective obligation :alttongue:)

[kyuuei]

My brotherhood: ArbiterDewey, ByMySword, Metamorphosis, Hexis
My pimp: kyuuei

Rockin' ^-^b

[AwesomeCakes]

My equally as awesome sis~ CaptainChick
College roomy whos views, opinions, and "pervishness" I hold in high regards x)~Lateralus
Closest Cousin =) (nice call hun)~ Kyuuei
My annoyingly smart and witty best friend (with benefits ;) Were I not involved.) ~ Jack Flack

[Uberfuhrer]

:(

[substitute]

I was gonna put you Uber but I couldn't think what relative you'd be... maybe the nephew I worry about? ;)

[runvardh]

Ugh, still can't think of how to go about this :doh:

[Silently Honest]

The cousin who I can't help but to give off a weird incestous vibes when around would be: Lookin4TheBestNU
Brother whose different from me but I still really like: Jeffster (and by extension my nephew would be Morgan)
Sister who I spend most of my time with watching T.V. and stuff: Prplchknz
Twins who use me as a test subject for expierements usually without me knowing till the experiment is over and I'm growing something new; LadyJaye and Pink
Neighbor who gives awesome advice: Night
Childhood friend: Delilah
Crazy friend that only I and few others get: Uberfuhrer
Drunk who lives across the street:MacGuffin
Lady at the park who also gives advice: Jennifer
Kid who I hang out with whose really quiet, even by my standards: BryNTP
GF: Trinity

The biker gang that keeps the neighborhood safe through questionable methods, but nobody says anything cause at the end of the day they're cool: The Brotherhood

[kyuuei]

:(

Uber = That neighbor across the street I always catch at the worst times doing the strangest shit, which leads me to believe his screws are loose.

Anja = My wiser next-door neighbor I bug all the time for advice and cups of sugar.

Substitute = My friend's roommate.

[Kyrielle]

Aunt who I only see at Thanksgiving and other smaller holidays but I'm always glad to see: Cafe
Goofy uncle who always seems to be up to something and never afraid to share what it is: Substitute
Brother: Ptgatsby (you do remind me a lot of my real brother though he's younger than you...I realise this is out of the blue)
Past teacher who I run into frequently: Jennifer
Friend I'd love to help but find myself puzzled as to what can be done: Uberfuhrer
Loud and excitable cousin: Captain Chick


Of course, this is keeping in mind none of the above people have at all agreed to be my relatives. :D

This list is also not complete, but I can't place too many other people off the top of my head. Many people take up the same role, but I can't think of them specifically either and I'm not taking this seriously enough to go search through posts.

[kyuuei]

Past teacher who I run into frequently: Jennifer

+1

[Uberfuhrer]

Uber = That neighbor across the street I always catch at the worst times doing the strangest shit, which leads me to believe his screws are loose.

Your friends at The Brotherhood are so much nicer to me.

[CzeCze]

Drunk who lives across the street:MacGuffin

LOL.

And Entropie would be his German exchange-student roommate and GZA would be his underaged nephew and every other weekend they'd invite the Texas Brotherhood over (in-laws) and hold raging keggers that Beat the neighborhood cop would have to come and break up.

Delerious Disposition (where is she these days?) would be the recluse neighbor across the street who watches from behind the blinds as she draws inspiration for her manuscript.

At some point before the cops come, Aunt Ivy would come over with a stern look and everyone would get scared that they've gotten in trouble. But, then she'd bust out boxes of booze and yell, "Who wants 40's??!?!??!!" She was only mad because they didn't invite her. ;)

'Cause the family who drinks together, stays (drunk) together.

[kyuuei]

Your friends at The Brotherhood are so much nicer to me.

I wasn't under the impression I was trying to be mean there XD!! I'm sorry!

[GZA]

Beat - The guy who I joke with before class begins

Whatever - The girl I talk to randomly while in line at a Wendy's who is awesome

Nemo - Older neighbor who looks out for me (where the hell is Nemo anyway?)

I'm not good at this...

[Uberfuhrer]

The brother from another mother: Silently Honest
The brother I hate and always fight with: Nocapszy
The brothers I never knew I had: ByMySword, Metamorphosis, Hexis, disTant_eCHo, etc.
The uncle that I look up to: MacGuffin
The other uncle that I look up to: EffEmDoubleYou
The ex-convict uncle who gives me questionable advice: Substitute
The cousin in the military: Beat
The girlfriend: <place holder>

[Trinity]

See? What did I tell you?

:laugh:

Trinity! :hug:

Thing is I have to consider who else the people I'd choose have already agreed to be related to, cos that'd mean I was related to them as well. If I pick Trin to be my sibling, that means I'm stuck with Jack Flak as well... but eh, actually I was gonna pick him anyway, what a nice coincidence!

You guys realize that this now means nobody else will pick you, cos it'll mean being related to ME! :devil:

*shows up at wedding and ruins it for everyone by getting drunk and singing "I Did It My Way" with the verses replaced by ad hoc revelations of family secrets*

edit - and oh, do I ever know some secrets about THIS family heheheheh

Gahaha! By the time I had consumed my fourth bottle of wine I would’ve already flirted with and chastised the entire bridal party, confessed my unrequited love to the groom who’s name I can’t remember, forced his 80 year old arthritic grandmother to dance the funky chicken with me and passed out on your lap, I don't think they'll be too concerned about my secrets :laugh: You and Jack would be seen as the ‘good ones’.

Twins who use me as a test subject for expierements usually without me knowing till the experiment is over and I'm growing something new; LadyJaye and Pink
GF: Trinity

Them twins do like their human experiments now marry me already would ya http://smileyjungle.com/smilies/love33.gif (http://smileyjungle.com)

I'd like to think IF would be my delinquent sister sitting next to me in our jail cell after a deborturous night of raping and pillaging the unsuspecting :devil:

Edit: Come to think of it, I think Del would be the zany Aunty who encouraged the depravity in the first place :D

[Anja]

I am at a disadvantage not knowing you well yet.

But I am fairly certain that kyuuei is my daughter.

Think I've seen my son around here too.

[Bella]

Can I be the orphan you take in from the street?

[Anja]

Come sit on Anja's lap, Bella. . .

I know how to deal with ISTJs. You'll love it here. .

*Hands Bella a beer, a book of matches and a list of rules to burn.*

[Bella]

hehe, you're too cool Anja!
If there was a smiley face that blew kisses I would post right now.

[animenagai]

ok that's it, i need to be in someone's family. i'm your long lost twin... for all of you.

[Trinity]

ok that's it, i need to be in someone's family. i'm your long lost twin... for all of you.

What can you bring to the table cause like I'm all for bribes :D

On second thoughts never mind, I’d don’t think I wanna know... I’ll just claim you and shut up!

[EffEmDoubleyou]

Gahaha! By the time I had consumed my fourth bottle of wine I would’ve already flirted with and chastised the entire bridal party, confessed my unrequited love to the groom who’s name I can’t remember, forced his 80 year old arthritic grandmother to dance the funky chicken with me and passed out on your lap, I don't think they'll be too concerned about my secrets :laugh: You and Jack would be seen as the ‘good ones’.



I want to be invited to the same weddings as you.

[animenagai]

What can you bring to the table cause like I'm all for bribes :D

On second thoughts never mind, I’d don’t think I wanna know... I’ll just claim you and shut up!

bribe? but we're family! :D

my biggest talent has to be what you picked up. well it's half of it anyways. that is turning absolutely anything into a sexual reference while knowing next to nothing about sex itself. :D i'm a genius.

[InaF3157]

I'd like to think IF would be my delinquent sister sitting next to me in our jail cell after a deborturous night of raping and pillaging the unsuspecting :devil:

I was going to protest that you are supposed to be first wife, but I can get down with debauchery, especially on these terms. :thumbup:

[Trinity]

Ya, you make a good point, all the flirting would seem uncomfortably incestuous :laugh:

Best not be blood relatives :smooch:

[Anja]

ok that's it, i need to be in someone's family. i'm your long lost twin... for all of you.


That explains why, when I read you, I see myself long ago and far away! Hah. I thought so. :doh:

[ByMySword]

Your friends at The Brotherhood are so much nicer to me.

We have to be. You're like our distant second cousin. ;)

Ok, so:

Uber: distant cousin

CaptainChick: older sister

Elfinchilde: a total mom

Aelan: soul mate :cry:

Kyueii: WE'RE JUST FRIENDS!!!!!!! GOD, LEAVE IT ALONE ALREADY!!!!!!!! :steam:

The Brotherhood: gay lovers......uh....I mean......yeah :doh:

[ByMySword]

The biker gang that keeps the neighborhood safe through questionable methods, but nobody says anything cause at the end of the day they're cool: The Brotherhood


:yes:

[ByMySword]

distant echo: the disowned sibling :cry: lol

Ivy: Aunt

scantilyclad: that crazy girl you always want at parties because she brightens any room she walks in

DD: the relative we had to commit and don't talk about anymore ;)

AwesomeCakes: the relative I always hear about, but have never met

whatever: the drunk girl in the corner who'll bite you if you get too close

[ByMySword]

The brothers I never knew I had: ByMySword, Metamorphosis, Hexis, disTant_eCHo, etc.

You know it.

[ByMySword]

LadyJaye & Pink: The aunts you can always talk to

Sassafrassquatch: that crazy uncle

YourLocalJesus: God

[animenagai]

That explains why, when I read you, I see myself long ago and far away! Hah. I thought so. :doh:

:hug:

reunited and it feels so good...

[Thursday]

Night and Nocaps seem like cousins, no ?