If I was married to a...

[Angry Ayrab]

How I imagine life with a stereotypical MBTIer... my reaction to them on a sunday morning.

ESFP: (in bed while esfp encourages me to go out on a sunday morning) Please no... I just want to get some effing sleep... no more... My head is about to explode...

ISFJ: (Me just waking up before sunrise and looking across the room) WTF!!! will you freaking stop cleaning... God damn it, I left those socks there on purpose...

ENFJ: (Her advising me how to get my life together) You need to leave me the bleep alone for a few minutes... and no I don't want to move on ahead at work by meeting the new boss and taking some extra time to be in his shifts... no my work life is just fine... god thank you... ok ok ok... I heard you ENOUGH... FINE... I KNOW I WILL BE A LOSER FOREVER...

ENFP: (Commenting on the personalities of the people we had dinner with last night) Leave me alone I just want to sleep... I don't care what you think about the myeres family... they didn't seem creepy at all last night and infact the food was very tasty... now just leave me alone...


Wow... not done yet, will edit later and maybe more elaborate when I actually wake up. but I just wanted to imagine how life would be like with certain types... you know kinda daydreaming out loud. Go ahead it's ok if you wanna day dream too.


EXTRA BROWNIE POINTS FOR ANY ELABORATE COMICAL DESCRIPTIONS

[Jennifer]

How I imagine life with a stereotypical MBTIer... my reaction to them on a sunday morning.

ISFJ: (Me just waking up before sunrise and looking across the room) WTF!!! will you freaking stop cleaning... God damn it, I left those socks there on purpose...

:rofl1:

[AwesomeCakes]

^

Can't wait to hear the rest ^^

[Angry Ayrab]

^

Can't wait to hear the rest ^^

Chip in... I am just posting tid bits while I get ready for work... but by the end of today... I should have dreamed up a whole new world with all 16 types...

But seriously I am more interested in the comical daydreams of others...

[AwesomeCakes]

Chip in... I am just posting tid bits while I get ready for work... but by the end of today... I should have dreamed up a whole new world with all 16 types...

But seriously I am more interested in the comical daydreams of others...

Hehe. I'll give it a go ;)

INTP: (waking up at noon and walking into the living room) What the hell have you been doing all morning? (Whilst they are on the pc analyzing random data) Can you ever just stop thinking for like..2 seconds....sigh.

[Randomnity]

Hahaha. awesome. I'd come up with some, but I don't think they'd be much good.

hmm well ok, maybe 2 easy ones:

INFP - "stop daydreaming! let's go have fun"
INTP - "stop (over)thinking! let's go have fun"

[Edahn]

Moved from NF Idyll. (Seems like it's not specific to NFs.)

[Oberon]

:rofl1:

He owes ME a new keyboard, too! :D

I don't know how many times I've said "PLEASE don't do dishes at 11 pm!!!"

To no avail.

Of course.

[Oberon]

How I imagine life with a stereotypical MBTIer... my reaction to them on a sunday morning.

ISFJ: (Me just waking up before sunrise and looking across the room) WTF!!! will you freaking stop cleaning... God damn it, I left those socks there on purpose...


I cannot tell you how many times I've been cooking something while my ISFJ wife is in the kitchen, and I end up saying "Where'd my spoon go?" and she replies "Oh, I washed it. Sorry!" so I get another spoon out.

"Um, what happened to the onion powder?"

"You weren't using it, so I put it away."

So I go get the onion powder out of the cabinet. Again.

When I get back to the stove, it's "Hey, the spoon's gone again!"

[BryNTP]

story about my wife

Ok, see, I start doubting in MBTI and then someone goes and says this! This has happened, word for word, to me and my ISFJ wife.

[runvardh]

I cannot tell you how many times I've been cooking something while my ISFJ wife is in the kitchen, and I end up saying "Where'd my spoon go?" and she replies "Oh, I washed it. Sorry!" so I get another spoon out.

"Um, what happened to the onion powder?"

"You weren't using it, so I put it away."

So I go get the onion powder out of the cabinet. Again.

When I get back to the stove, it's "Hey, the spoon's gone again!"

This is why when I'm cooking people get kicked out of the kitchen and I will be nasty about trespassers. Thankfully I haven't had to be yet :D

[heart]

My husband is always trying to tell me about his systems for how I could run the kitchen better but it's all in his head. He never like tries to go around cleaning up, it's all just theories about how I or the way he says it "we" could clean more efficiently and I just ignore it. I know it will pass as soon as the caffiene wears off. :cheese:

If he's really stressed, it can get bad where it cannot be ignored but otherwise...

[PinkPiranha]

Spoon thievery. lol

What I generally hear from the types I know:


ESFP: "AHAHAHHA! His head looks like a what?! You're so mean!! hahahahah!!! .... do it again."

INTJ: "Me? Just upholstering my car and building a perpetual motion machine. Nothing much. Say, I think I've rediscovered how to make Damascus steel!"

ISFJ: "Arg! Deer in my yard! There's like 30 million deer in my yard!"

ESFP: "...AHAHAHAHHA, DUDE.... hahahahah!!! You did NOT just say that!..."

ENFP: "I will destroy you. Give me your crackers."

INFJ: "I just watched four hummingbirds attack each other. Nature is scary."

INTP: "I'm laying on the floor in my living room staring at my flip flops. Yes, all day."

ESFP: *keeling over* "AHHAHAHAHA!!! God can hear you! Stop that!"

ENTP: "Wanna do it?.... Not even on a car hood? .... come on!! It's the weekend! I haven't robbed any banks yet either!... wanna do it?"

ESTJ: "I don't think our cat handles his feelings very well. He's just attacked a shrubbery."

ENTJ: "I've only refinished two bathrooms today."

[PinkPiranha]

I cannot tell you how many times I've been cooking something while my ISFJ wife is in the kitchen, and I end up saying "Where'd my spoon go?" and she replies "Oh, I washed it. Sorry!" so I get another spoon out.

"Um, what happened to the onion powder?"

"You weren't using it, so I put it away."

So I go get the onion powder out of the cabinet. Again.

When I get back to the stove, it's "Hey, the spoon's gone again!"

It's clear that you cannot be trusted with the onion powder.

[Oberon]

It's clear that you cannot be trusted with the onion powder.

It's when I got out the onion powder, a hand mirror, and a single-edge razor blade that she really got concerned...

But I'm not addicted. I can quit any time I want to.

[Angry Ayrab]

This is not intended to be mean at all (I actually enjoy reading his posts) and if it is offensive please pm me and it will be deleted asap.

If I was married to a Bluewing: (conversation we have after he ignores my soft "I love you whisper in his ear."):

Me: Blue... *Pause* what was that all about dear.

Blue: *Ignores me with an eye roll*

Me: Blue honey.... how are we suppoed to solve are issues if you never discuss anything with me.

Blue: I ignore you, because there is no point... everything out of your mouth is illogical and immature.

Me: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS... YOU SAY THAT CRAP EVERYTIME... What the hell happened to the blue I fell in love with. He was so smart, smooth, confident, logical, and kind?

Blue: The love flew out the window right when your brain lost its ability to form reasonable arguments.

Me: I AM SICK OF THIS, I AM OUT OF HERE.

Blue: See, you never use reason or logic...

Me: ya... well F#%K you too. *Stamps out of the room*

Blue: *Mutters to self* God I wanna die...

And so goes on the loveless relationship of AA and bluewing because as an ENFP we are known to cling on to relationships long after they are dead, and INTP's are too lazy to call a lawyer to get the divorce papers ready...

******************

Oberon... I totally feel you on your ISFJ... MY mother was (still is) an ISFJ and I have had that same exact scenario you have described in the kitchen... literally word for word... no freaking joke.

[Lateralus]

Moved from NF Idyll. (Seems like it's not specific to NFs.)
Nice one, Zergling.

[PinkPiranha]

Nice one, Zergling.

lol!

*zing*!

[Uytuun]

The spoon thing happens with my JJJJ INTJ father too.

There is no spoon, father! Dammit.

[murkrow]

This is not intended to be mean at all (I actually enjoy reading his posts) and if it is offensive please pm me and it will be deleted asap.

If I was married to a Bluewing: (conversation we have after he ignores my soft "I love you whisper in his ear."):

Me: Blue... *Pause* what was that all about dear.

Blue: *Ignores me with an eye roll*

Me: Blue honey.... how are we suppoed to solve are issues if you never discuss anything with me.

Blue: I ignore you, because there is no point... everything out of your mouth is illogical and immature.

Me: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS... YOU SAY THAT CRAP EVERYTIME... What the hell happened to the blue I fell in love with. He was so smart, smooth, confident, logical, and kind?

Blue: The love flew out the window right when your brain lost its ability to form reasonable arguments.

Me: I AM SICK OF THIS, I AM OUT OF HERE.

Blue: See, you never use reason or logic...

Me: ya... well F#%K you too. *Stamps out of the room*

Blue: *Mutters to self* God I wanna die...

And so goes on the loveless relationship of AA and bluewing because as an ENFP we are known to cling on to relationships long after they are dead, and INTP's are too lazy to call a lawyer to get the divorce papers ready...


Have you ever spoken to him?

He's not that passive.

[Angry Ayrab]

Have you ever spoken to him?

He's not that passive.

Lol, no... Actually I have not... he seems like a cool guy to talk to though... Many of his posts are really insitefull before he went on his anti-feeling tirade that is.

[CzeCze]

Being an irascible cranky male to his loving wonderful wife

1) LOL

2) Angry, you sure you aren't an INTP?

3) They're too good for you! (All of 'em!!)

4) LOL again

[iamWong]

INTJ: Wake up, please. It's all ready 12.53 pm. This is the last time I'm asking you nicely.

ESFP: (mumbles into pillow) Just a few more minutes...

INTJ: You've told me that about 13 times now.

ESFP: (mumbles into pillow) Just a few more minutes...

INTJ: (shoves ESFP off bed onto floor) ESFP: (screams)

INTJ: I told you it was the last time I was asking nicely. (walks off) ESFP: (cries)

I don't know about the other ESFPs out there, but this is typical of the one I know.
Very well too. Too well. Hmmm.

[sophiedoph]

My INTP and I have the same conversation... but I usually let him sleep in. lol

[Mo_(operalover)]

INTJ: Wake up, please. It's all ready 12.53 pm. This is the last time I'm asking you nicely.

ESFP: (mumbles into pillow) Just a few more minutes...

INTJ: You've told me that about 13 times now.

ESFP: (mumbles into pillow) Just a few more minutes...

INTJ: (shoves ESFP off bed onto floor) ESFP: (screams)

INTJ: I told you it was the last time I was asking nicely. (walks off) ESFP: (cries)

I don't know about the other ESFPs out there, but this is typical of the one I know.
Very well too. Too well. Hmmm.

A similar script (with me as the SFP who is simply not allowed to relax) jumped into my head right after I read the OP's post. Except I dont cry. Outwardly, that is.

[Geoff]

I cannot tell you how many times I've been cooking something while my ISFJ wife is in the kitchen, and I end up saying "Where'd my spoon go?" and she replies "Oh, I washed it. Sorry!" so I get another spoon out.

"Um, what happened to the onion powder?"

"You weren't using it, so I put it away."

So I go get the onion powder out of the cabinet. Again.

When I get back to the stove, it's "Hey, the spoon's gone again!"

Heh. I just saw this. I totally identify. ISFJs are a great help in the kitchen :devil:

[substitute]

ISxP - (as bailiff knocks on door with warrant for arrest for tax related issues) you WHAT? ffs all you had to do was put a signature on the line and stick it in the mailbox! Dammit I reminded you fifty times!

ESTP - (garment lands on my head, I throw it onto the floor) do your own ironing, I'm not your goddamn mother!

ENTJ - (from experience) Can we just not have any plans for today? :puppy_dog_eyes:

[whatever]

IN THE KITCHEN (thanks Oberon)

ESFJ: stands hovering near my shoulder "I don't think you're doing that right, I told you Joe wants his steak medium, not medium rare... are you sure that's medium?"

me: if you love Joe so much why don't you marry him *cackles madly*

ISFJ: (cleaning) why haven't you ever learned to clean as you go? you can't ever get through life if you don't learn to clean as you go!

ENFJ: you told me I could make the main course! move the fuck over and hand me that knife before I stab you with it! You always ignore what I tell you....

ESFP: what are you cooking? It smells good *seizes spoon and tastes it*

INTP: stands at the side of the kitchen reading the newspaper

that's from personal experience :dry:

[MetalWounds]

Inspired by some gals I've known irl.

ISFJ: Umm...so could you please... like sober up for a day? No? Okay.

ESTJ: I just burned all of your clothes, now you have to buy new ones.

ENFJ: Stop arguing with me and put some damn pants on.

ISTP: If you take out the 3.43s and put in a 4.11 posi-trac you'll be able to pull high 14s, no problem... and get your hand off my ass.

ESFJ: OMG YOU FOUND THIS COUCH WHERE? IN THE WOODS?!

ESTP: This couch is awesome man.

[Jack Flak]

I apologize for not thanking you all individually, but there's some hella good funny in this thread.

I've never been married, and especially not to an ENTP, but it might be something like my relationship with my old friend/roommate.

We were eighteen or nineteen years old at the time. We'd been playing Total Annihilation, the PC game, on LAN, and I was winning with the same unit & tactics (I was rushing with Brawlers, if you're familiar) every time. Mr. ENTP didn't like that, so we agreed to a cap on that particular unit. I proceeded to pwn him again with the same units, just less of them. I went to his room, and oh was he ever hot. It went something like this (ENTP starts):

"What are you doing?"
"I just busted your ass with less brawlers, the unit cap was in place..."
"I don't want to play like that *anger* blah blah blah blah..."
"LOL"
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOOOOOOOM"

It wasn't said jovially. I still have a little tinnitus.

[substitute]

LMAO!! Jack, that sounds more like my ISFJ sister than me! When I lose, though it grates at me, I learned to accept it gracefully by the time I was about 15 :laugh:

[Jack Flak]

LMAO!! Jack, that sounds more like my ISFJ sister than me! When I lose, though it grates at me, I learned to accept it gracefully by the time I was about 15 :laugh:
Well we were pretty young, eighteen I believe. Previous post edited to illustrate this.

[PinkPiranha]

ENFJ: Stop arguing with me and put some damn pants on.

That's NOT what I said. Don't you ever listen?!

ESFJ: OMG YOU FOUND THIS COUCH WHERE? IN THE WOODS?!

*sets it on fire and pushes it out the silo window*

ESTP: This couch is awesome man.

I'm going to have the ESTJ burn your friends next and get you new ones.

[MetalWounds]

That's NOT what I said. Don't you ever listen?!


Oh, I'm sorry, I was busy being facetious.

*sets it on fire and pushes it out the silo window*

Now, I won't claim to be an "expert" per se, in missile silo architecture, but most of them don't have windows. Because most of them are underground.


I'm going to have the ESTJ burn your friends next and get you new ones.

The only problem is that I don't have any clothes to wear to the funeral(s).

[PinkPiranha]

Oh, I'm sorry, I was busy being facetious.

*black look* The shotgun shell wreath. Is next. Buddy.


Now, I won't claim to be an "expert" per se, in missile silo architecture, but most of them don't have windows. Because most of them are underground.

*black look* The engine table lamp. Is next. PAL!



The only problem is that I don't have any clothes to wear to the funeral(s).

You're half-naked all the time anyway. Who's going to notice?!

[MetalWounds]

*black look* The shotgun shell wreath. Is next. Buddy.




*black look* The engine table lamp. Is next. PAL!

Woah...don't talk that way around the Ficus, you know how sensative they are.




You're half-naked all the time anyway. Who's going to notice?!

That is an excellent point, but we both know how the Oklahoma State Police feels about the issue...remember last Valentines' day?

[PinkPiranha]

Woah...don't talk that way around the Ficus, you know how sensative they are.

He's old enough to drink Jack and Coke until he wilts into the A/C registers! He can hear the tough talk!




That is an excellent point, but we both know how the Oklahoma State Police feels about the issue...remember last Valentines' day?

*warm smile* Good times. Good times. Even if the monkey DID disagree.

[MetalWounds]

He's old enough to drink Jack and Coke until he wilts into the A/C registers! He can hear the tough talk!

I guess...I just don't want him to turn out like the Asparagus, ya know?





*warm smile* Good times. Good times. Even if the monkey DID disagree.

Dude I know, that monkey is such a prude. You'd expect an animal with a peg-leg and a funny little hat to be a little more comical.

[Noel]

ENTJ - (from experience) Can we just not have any plans for today? :puppy_dog_eyes:

Ha! All too true from my experience as well.

[PinkPiranha]

It was inevitable, Metal. The asparagus was going to get canned.

[GZA]

ESTP: No, honey, I won't jump out the window onto the flaming matress you set up in the front yard.

[01011010]

INTJ: "Me? Just upholstering my car and building a perpetual motion machine. Nothing much. Say, I think I've rediscovered how to make Damascus steel!"


:laugh:

[Mo_(operalover)]

ENTx Dad: *yell scold threaten yell scold threaten yell scold ...*
IxFx Mum: Honey, they get it...
Dad: *yell scold threaten yell scold threaten yell scold ...*
Mum: Honey, relax...
Dad: (turns to mum) No they DO NOT!
Dad: (turns back to me/sibling/cleaning lady/employee/whoever) *yell scold threaten yell scold threaten yell scold ...*
Mum: *sigh*




ENxP: blah blah blah blah blah
Me: (thinking) ....If I focus my eyes just so and nod in sequences of every 3, 5, and 7 seconds, she'll think I'm listening...

[runvardh]

ENTJ: *looks at the alarm clock and notices its 04:01* "hon" *pokes at me* "hon wake up"
me: Uhhhhhghhhhh
ENTJ: "hon it's my time"
me:*mumbles* "WTF?" *rolls over*
ENTJ: "Hey, you want kids, I want this one to be a girl. Wake up!"

[ThatGirl]

Myself and one of those godly ESTPs

estp: "want to do it now?"

me: "Wait for it"

estp: "but I am ready now"

me: "patience......it just needs a little adjustment"

estp: "im getting really excieted"

me: "me too, almost"

estp: ".........now?"

me: "Thats it!"

*sets aside finished cure for cancer*

me: "now"

*and breeds like rabbits*

[Sitara]

ENTJ: *looks at the alarm clock and notices its 04:01* "hon" *pokes at me* "hon wake up"
me: Uhhhhhghhhhh
ENTJ: "hon it's my time"
me:*mumbles* "WTF?" *rolls over*
ENTJ: "Hey, you want kids, I want this one to be a girl. Wake up!"

I actually think I might do that (INTJ). I wouldn't specify the gender though. I'm not that directive. ;)

[ThatGirl]

Lets do this to imagine people on the forums!

first up?


Substitute and heart


any senerios?

[Jack Flak]

Lets do this to imagine people on the forums!

first up?


Substitute and heart


any senerios?
They get drunk, but not like ThatGirl drunk hahaha

[Jeffster]

Ooh, can't wait to see who I'd end up with! :D

[ThatGirl]

jeffster and avarex

[Jeffster]

jeffster and avarex

avarex is a dude.

[ptgatsby]

Ooh, can't wait to see who I'd end up with! :D

How you doin'?

It's funny, because I just married an INTJ. And man, do I have stories about our interactions o_O Yet none really come to mind anymore, probably cause they end up getting blanked out by :wubbie:

Mind you, that doesn't mean that I can't think of some!

ISTP: My dog was put down today (rare opportunity of opening up)
INTJ: You knew it was coming.
ISTP: Thanks dear (sarcasm defense mechanism)
INTJ: Well, you did...
ISTP: Just stop talking. Really.

Themed messages:
INTJ: Did you do (x)?
ISTP: Not yet, I'm very busy.
INTJ: Ah. I'll send you a reminder.
-> Happens daily.

Another theme:
ISTP: So I was working on this idea...
INTJ: Uh huh...
ISTP: How'd you feel if I wanted to...
INTJ: Uh huh...
ISTP: I wouldn't need much...
INTJ: Uh huh...
ISTP: Not unless I decided to...
INTJ: Uh huh...
ISTP: Yah, I could totally do that...
INTJ: Uh huh...
ISTP: But I'd have to find a big enough space...
INTJ: Uh huh...
ISTP: Wonder if I know anyone who could find it for me...
INTJ: Uh huh...
ISTP: Yah. I could that. Thanks dear.
INTJ: Uh huh...

She is equally patient with:

ISTP: So I ordered these parts...
INTJ: Uh huh...
ISTP: Sorry I didn't talk to you about it...
INTJ: Uh huh...
ISTP: Well, we sorta did a while back...
INTJ: *sigh* How much was it...?

Then the third theme

INTJ: What are you doing?
ISTP: I'm using my sautering iron to burn a whole through this pen.
INTJ: Uh huh...
ISTP: Then I'm going to connect this through it, and the led here.
INTJ: Uh huh... (eye rolling starts here)
ISTP: Then I'm going to mount...
INTJ: Uh huh... Do you want dinner?
ISTP: Sure.

My wife has learned the value of 1) not encouraging me to do anything, 2) not saying I can't do anything. My carry through goes wayyyy higher when either one happens.

[ThatGirl]

Well I am still deciding if he was esfp or istp. he tested istp but he was very outgoing. we couldnt go anywhere with out him striking up a conversation with someone. he talked a lot, britney spears, henery rollins, baseball, football, you name it. He would keep me up till four in the morning taking about his feelings although the covers were over my head and his bed was made up on the couch.

we werent compatible.....at all.

[ThatGirl]

hey where did your post go?

[ptgatsby]

hey where did your post go?

Heh, yours disappeared, so I took mine away to avoid quoting yours if you didn't want to post it :D

Well I am still deciding if he was esfp or istp. he tested istp but he was very outgoing. we couldnt go anywhere with out him striking up a conversation with someone. he talked a lot, britney spears, henery rollins, baseball, football, you name it. He would keep me up till four in the morning taking about his feelings although the covers were over my head and his bed was made up on the couch.

we werent compatible.....at all.

Uhhh... Well, ISTPs might not be the easiest to get along with, but I have never heard of one who would talk about his feelings. At all, really. Maybe if they are severely removed from them. I talk about my own feelings like they are someone elses o_O Sometimes.

As I was saying before, ISTPs are best for the reserved types who need to loosen up. We are decidedly not the best long term mates, and I admit it to myself. It means we need to work harder at it if we want to handle it. I'm sure most types would have lots of eyerolling stories about ISTPs.

I could comes up with lots of strongly negative examples (and below has some) from my exes cause I was a distant and uncaring bastard when I was young. I'm still that, but I've tempered it by using it to express devotion to those I care about... and I've turned way more serious. I was much more amoral about people, treating everything like a game, including people and their feelings. I upgraded to only experimenting on them :cheese:

ISTP: If I cared how you felt, I wouldn't of done it
ISTP: No, I didn't mind it not being done. Leave me alone.
ISTP: Leave me alone.
ISTP: No I don't see anything wrong working on (x) until late.

I find we greatly improve after our 20s :) The young male thing with ISTPs can be... decidedly negative.

[/serious post]

At the same time, I also tried to show my maturity with phrases like "I've matured a lot since I was a kid - I gave up building home made explosives. Moved onto bigger things!".

Another ISTP theme is about things getting bigger and better, I find.

[ThatGirl]

thanks

[runvardh]

I actually think I might do that (INTJ). I wouldn't specify the gender though. I'm not that directive. ;)

I was actually thinking about INTJ first, but as you said I haven't met one that directive. I did know an ENTJ who would though.

[Grayscale]

How you doin'?

It's funny, because I just married an INTJ. And man, do I have stories about our interactions o_O Yet none really come to mind anymore, probably cause they end up getting blanked out by :wubbie:

your conversations cracked me up, have any more? :D

[dorareever]

*any reference to real people is casual*

INTP- you are a fluffy ball of repressed emotions aren't you?:wubbie: (or if angry at them)/you should stop hiding behind sarcasm and get a back bone!

ENTP- would you please shut the fuck up?;)

INTJ- oh my you are so scary. and so sexy. you are so scarily sexy.:devil:

ENTJ- you're just scary. without sexy.

INFJ- the road to hell is indeed paved with good intentions

ISFP- *hugs*

ESFP- don't be soo frigging happy!!!

ESTJ- *explodes*

ISTJ-*implodes*

ENFP- would you please stop emoting all over the place?

ISFJ- no I'm not hungry. don't ask me again.

INFP 1-gazes into INFP's 2 eyes, then goes on a rant about bouncy green jellies of doom- INFP's 1 gazes back, silently. Then goes on a rant about bouncy marshmallows of evil. :D

[Jack Flak]

ESTJ- *explodes*

ISTJ-*implodes*
LOLOL

[Misty_Mountain_Rose]

INTJ: "... you want to volunteer at the soup kitchen AGAIN!? We just did that like a month ago!
ENFJ: *scowl*

INTJ: "You think we should do something off of our computers today?"
INTP: "Like..."
INTJ: "Well we could go computer shopping at Circuit City."
INTP: "Why don't we just look on their website?"
INTJ: "Oh yeah. Do they have the new {X} in stock yet?"

INTJ: "... you're over reacting. Just because you didn't get invited to go to lunch doesn't mean that they hate you."
ISFJ: *hysterics*
INTJ: *runs through mental calculation of how long it will take ISFJ to calm down about incident. Reaches conclusion of about 2 hours*
INTJ: "How about I go to the store and get you {X}. I'll be back in about 2 hours, Ok?" *escapes*

INTJ: "So. What you doing over there?"
INTJ: "Thinkin"
INTJ: "Yeah. Me too."
INTJ: *nod*
INTJ: *nod*

INTJ: "What we gonna do this weekend?"
ISFP: "Well, I was thinking that first we'd go rock climbing, then go visit this museum or take a picnic trip to the Grand Canyon. On the way back through I was thinking a stop at Niagra Falls might be cool too. Whaddya think?"
INTJ: "... you know that there are {X} number of hours in a weekend, minus {Y} hours dedicated to sleep leaves only {Z} hours to actually do anything. Subtract from that the number of hours it takes to drive, or even fly and this is logically an impossible plan, right?"
ISFP: "... Yeah. So?"
INTJ: *Sigh* "Ok, lets see how far we can get. Maybe if we were to go to Niagra Falls first, taking the shortest routes possible..."

[SillyGoose]

YouTube - Why Women Need Catalogs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88tt84R6izA)

This video reminds me of an istj woman and an esfp husband (actually any male, really) :)

[Jeffster]

INTJ: "What we gonna do this weekend?"
ISFP: "Well, I was thinking that first we'd go rock climbing, then go visit this museum or take a picnic trip to the Grand Canyon. On the way back through I was thinking a stop at Niagra Falls might be cool too. Whaddya think?"
INTJ: "... you know that there are {X} number of hours in a weekend, minus {Y} hours dedicated to sleep leaves only {Z} hours to actually do anything. Subtract from that the number of hours it takes to drive, or even fly and this is logically an impossible plan, right?"
ISFP: "... Yeah. So?"
INTJ: *Sigh* "Ok, lets see how far we can get. Maybe if we were to go to Niagra Falls first, taking the shortest routes possible..."

:laugh: I like this one. It sounds like the ISFP in your scenario does a little more careful planning than I do, though. ;)

I'd be more likely to say "let's hop in the car and see where it takes us." :)

[kyuuei]

Alright Lemme give this a shot.

ISFJ:
him: Well, from now on, we're going to start setting aside a few hours a day to get into better shape. It's not hard! We'll eat salads instead.
me: That sounds suspiciously like work..
him: Shh! (x) is on TV! ...Turn it up. Where's the remote? You know you ought to keep it right here so we can always find it. <10 minutes of watching later.> I need to go clean out that garage.
me: <Fails to notice for 2 hours that they left right out the front door to go do said task.> ... Wheretf did he go? ... Damnit, he must be mad at me for shooting down his idea even though we both know we would never stick to it... Maybe I'll call his cell.. no. He probably went to the store to buy salad. I'll meet him there! <rushes into car!>
him: .. Wheretf is she going? ..

...Inspired by an actual conversation I just had.

INFJ:

me: I'm so sorry! I know I was gone for three days with no contact, but my car charger doesn't work well for my phone! I can't believe Meta is in town!
him: Yeah we figured your phone died after a while.
me: You should have called (x) because we were around her the whole time!
him: But I don't know if I still have her number, and I don't really know them too well--
me: You mean you don't want to call someone you don't know and have a potential awkward moment just to speak to someone else?
him: Yeeah...
me: You're such an I ^_^b
him: -.-;; I know.

[Babylon Candle]

INTP: "No. The difference between ideology oriented ethics and non-ideology oriented ethics is as follows....

ENFP: {nod my head with sincere interest}

INTP: ...Ethics of Spinoza for example are primarily concerned with the welfare of the individual. Or the ethics of the individual. The latter kind of ethics...

ENFP: {still nodding head...though getting lost in the INTP world}

INTP: ...are concerned with how the individual is to behave in a political and social context and exhort him

ENFP: {trying to cut her off and tell her how ive already jumped to the conclusion and to stop walking me every step of the way with 10 times the number of words required.}

INTP: ...to behave in such a fashion, rather than merely informing as is the case with the former--

ENFP: JUST GET TO THE FUCKING POINT ALREADY!!! :D:steam::doh:....:devil:


PS: Bluewing dont be offended that i lifted one of your posts haha. I just needed something INTPish to use. I dont ever actaully yell out at my computer that spinoza is taking too long hahaha.

[Hmm]

This thread is funny. More! More! :D

[Mo_(operalover)]

INTP: "No. The difference between ideology oriented ethics and non-ideology oriented ethics is as follows....

ENFP: {nod my head with sincere interest}

INTP: ...Ethics of Spinoza for example are primarily concerned with the welfare of the individual. Or the ethics of the individual. The latter kind of ethics...

ENFP: {still nodding head...though getting lost in the INTP world}

INTP: ...are concerned with how the individual is to behave in a political and social context and exhort him

ENFP: {trying to cut her off and tell her how ive already jumped to the conclusion and to stop walking me every step of the way with 10 times the number of words required.}

INTP: ...to behave in such a fashion, rather than merely informing as is the case with the former--

ENFP: JUST GET TO THE FUCKING POINT ALREADY!!! :D:steam::doh:....:devil

An ENFP... complaining of another person talking too much? :huh:

[Angry Ayrab]

Lol, I was E-Stalking someone and I happened on this, I didn't know it lived for more than 3-4 pages, wow, another one of those things that an ENFP does... Promises to come back to and finish but actually just ignores and looks for something else he can do.

[Angry Ayrab]

INTJ: "... you want to volunteer at the soup kitchen AGAIN!? We just did that like a month ago!
ENFJ: *scowl*

INTJ: "You think we should do something off of our computers today?"
INTP: "Like..."
INTJ: "Well we could go computer shopping at Circuit City."
INTP: "Why don't we just look on their website?"
INTJ: "Oh yeah. Do they have the new {X} in stock yet?"

INTJ: "... you're over reacting. Just because you didn't get invited to go to lunch doesn't mean that they hate you."
ISFJ: *hysterics*
INTJ: *runs through mental calculation of how long it will take ISFJ to calm down about incident. Reaches conclusion of about 2 hours*
INTJ: "How about I go to the store and get you {X}. I'll be back in about 2 hours, Ok?" *escapes*

INTJ: "So. What you doing over there?"
INTJ: "Thinkin"
INTJ: "Yeah. Me too."
INTJ: *nod*
INTJ: *nod*

INTJ: "What we gonna do this weekend?"
ISFP: "Well, I was thinking that first we'd go rock climbing, then go visit this museum or take a picnic trip to the Grand Canyon. On the way back through I was thinking a stop at Niagra Falls might be cool too. Whaddya think?"
INTJ: "... you know that there are {X} number of hours in a weekend, minus {Y} hours dedicated to sleep leaves only {Z} hours to actually do anything. Subtract from that the number of hours it takes to drive, or even fly and this is logically an impossible plan, right?"
ISFP: "... Yeah. So?"
INTJ: *Sigh* "Ok, lets see how far we can get. Maybe if we were to go to Niagra Falls first, taking the shortest routes possible..."


LMFAO this one just rocks.

[MissMurder]

I cannot tell you how many times I've been cooking something while my ISFJ wife is in the kitchen, and I end up saying "Where'd my spoon go?" and she replies "Oh, I washed it. Sorry!" so I get another spoon out.

"Um, what happened to the onion powder?"

"You weren't using it, so I put it away."

So I go get the onion powder out of the cabinet. Again.

When I get back to the stove, it's "Hey, the spoon's gone again!"

I'd love to live with this type of person.

[Angry Ayrab]

ESTP: No, honey, I won't jump out the window onto the flaming matress you set up in the front yard.

ZOMG, I actually really lol'ed in the middle of a meeting.

God Damn You boring meetings.
God Damn You PDA phones.

[Anja]

You are tres funny, Girl!

[Angry Ayrab]

I'd love to live with this type of person.

Wanna marry my mom?

[MissMurder]

Wanna marry my mom?

If you'll pay for the sex-change operation.

[Angry Ayrab]

If you'll pay for the sex-change operation.

I think we can work something out... :devil:

[MissMurder]

I think we can work something out... :devil:

Niiiiiiice. With a hardworking ISFJ by my side, I'll no longer have to worry with the mundane day to day things and I can set my sights to higher pursuits. Like conquering the earth.

[Chemgrl82]

Trying to make plans for the weekend:

ENTJ: What do you want to do this weekend?
INTP: I don't know... what do you think?
ENTJ: I was thinking we could go to dinner and the bookstore on Friday, get up and exercise/work on Saturday, hang out and watch a movie Saturday night, and then exercise and go to the park on Sunday.
INTP: Sounds good....

A few hours later:

INTP: There's this thing that came up and I was hoping to go to it. Can we meet later on Friday?
ENTJ: What? But we had plans? This is going to throw off the entire weekend!
INTP: Can't you ever just go with the flow?
ENTJ: I am going with the flow! As long as it's planned. I'm always down for whatever.
INTP: Then why are you freaking out? Why does everything have to be such a big deal?
ENTJ: It's not a big deal. It's fine. Totally fine.

*pause*

ENTJ: So what do you want to do next weekend?

[kyuuei]

ENTJ: So what do you want to do next weekend?

Awesome post!!

[runvardh]

Niiiiiiice. With a hardworking ISFJ by my side, I'll no longer have to worry with the mundane day to day things and I can set my sights to higher pursuits. Like conquering the earth.

What mundane day to day things would you deem nessicary?

[MissMurder]

What mundane day to day things would you deem nessicary?

Laundry, cooking, cleaning. Generally keeping a home in order. It's hilarious how badly I suck at such things.

(And yes, I am joking. An ISFJ has better things to do than run my house for me. But, one can dream, right?)

[runvardh]

Laundry, cooking, cleaning. Generally keeping a home in order. It's hilarious how badly I suck at such things.

(And yes, I am joking. An ISFJ has better things to do than run my house for me. But, one can dream, right?)

To what extent for the cleaning? Things looking neat? Mostly just alergen and pathogen control? Constant sterile lab conditions?

[MacGuffin]

ENTJ: I am going with the flow! As long as it's planned.

lolz

[Chemgrl82]

Hey. I try. Sorta.

[MissMurder]

To what extent for the cleaning? Things looking neat? Mostly just alergen and pathogen control? Constant sterile lab conditions?

Moderate exposure to allergens is actually good for the immune system. I wouldn't be running around with a set of white gloves, by any means. So, mostly things being orderly and neat. Having a steady supply of clean laundry would be nice too.

[runvardh]

Moderate exposure to allergens is actually good for the immune system. I wouldn't be running around with a set of white gloves, by any means. So, mostly things being orderly and neat. Having a steady supply of clean laundry would be nice too.

That's usually easy, if I'm given the time. I'm also a bit of a laundry nazi, I bugged my mother into letting me do my own laundry back when I was 9 due to how long it would take for me to have clean clothes. I believe the fight broke out when she got mad at me for not bringing my clothes to the laundry room to get done. I made the comment that at least I know I have them to wear when they're in my room. After being embarrased enough she gave into my demands.

I also cook as well as other things.

[Synarch]

ENTP: "Wanna do it?.... Not even on a car hood? .... come on!! It's the weekend! I haven't robbed any banks yet either!... wanna do it?"


This one is good.

[MissMurder]

That's usually easy, if I'm given the time. I'm also a bit of a laundry nazi, I bugged my mother into letting me do my own laundry back when I was 9 due to how long it would take for me to have clean clothes. I believe the fight broke out when she got mad at me for not bringing my clothes to the laundry room to get done. I made the comment that at least I know I have them to wear when they're in my room. After being embarrased enough she gave into my demands.

I also cook as well as other things.

Are you trying to sell me on the idea of your type as a potential life partner... or are you personally in the market?

*pops a few breath mints* :devil:

[runvardh]

Are you trying to sell me on the idea of your type as a potential life partner... or are you personally in the market?

*pops a few breath mints* :devil:

Eh, I'm on the market, but I'm mostly testing my sales points. However, that doesn't mean I will shun someone who wants a closer look. ;)

[Synarch]

Are you trying to sell me on the idea of your type as a potential life partner... or are you personally in the market?

*pops a few breath mints* :devil:

Eh, I'm on the market, but I'm mostly testing my sales points. However, that doesn't mean I will shun someone who wants a closer look. ;)

And the game is afoot! ENTJ / INFP should be a good match. Let's make this happen.

[runvardh]

And the game is afoot! ENTJ / INFP should be a good match. Let's make this happen.

Usually there are a few steps between theory and practicality. :D

[Synarch]

Usually there are a few steps between theory and practicality. :D

A few steps or one big leap.

Seriously, let's do this. runvardh start wooing. Hmm.. maybe the ENTJ will have to start.

[MissMurder]

Usually there are a few steps between theory and practicality. :D

My God, we are a great match! :nice:

[Chemgrl82]

LOL that generally seems to be the case between any I/Es.

[Synarch]

My God, we are a great match! :nice:

Alright, better get to work on runvardh.

[heart]

LOL that generally seems to be the case between any I/Es.

:huh: Maybe for some but not all.

[Chemgrl82]

Ok, maybe.... :)

[GinKuusouka]

:laugh: OMG It hurts to laugh so much... :rofl1: Can't..breathe.. :9436:

[sakuraba]

The ENTP ones are funny...

but no one captured the ranting style of NTs.



ENTP: Fuck. What a beautiful day. There's so many things to do. Why should I have to go to work. You see, this is why society is so fucked up... You work like a zombie 5 days a week and only get 2 days to enjoy life. No wonder slavery was so popular in the old days.

INFP: What? Your an asshole


*2 hours later*

ENTP: Oh by the way, when I said that shit about slavery earlier on, I was just kidding. But seriously though, who wouldn't want a slave?

[Edgar]

INFJ: "I just watched four hummingbirds attack each other. Nature is scary."


BET Nature channel

[erinavery]

The ENTP ones are funny...

but no one captured the ranting style of NTs.



ENTP: Fuck. What a beautiful day. There's so many things to do. Why should I have to go to work. You see, this is why society is so fucked up... You work like a zombie 5 days a week and only get 2 days to enjoy life. No wonder slavery was so popular in the old days.

INFP: What? Your an asshole


*2 hours later*

ENTP: Oh by the way, when I said that shit about slavery earlier on, I was just kidding. But seriously though, who wouldn't want a slave?


http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif

[runvardh]

LOL that generally seems to be the case between any I/Es.

Eh, I'm one of those Is who can go either way as long as it is allowable for me to have my personal lab to hide in and work on projects as well as my time outside doing things.

Alright, better get to work on runvardh.

I don't think I'm being taken off the market this time around. *shrug*

[Angry Ayrab]

holy shit, I totally forgot about this thread again.

Keep em coming, LMFAO at some of the posts.

[01011010]

ENTP: Fuck. What a beautiful day. There's so many things to do. Why should I have to go to work. You see, this is why society is so fucked up... You work like a zombie 5 days a week and only get 2 days to enjoy life. No wonder slavery was so popular in the old days.

INFP: What? Your an asshole


*2 hours later*

ENTP: Oh by the way, when I said that shit about slavery earlier on, I was just kidding. But seriously though, who wouldn't want a slave?

:laugh: Touting the benefits, while simultaneously stating you were kidding. Classic NT.