New INFJ to this site [Archive]

Martian Manifesto

09-01-2008, 02:43 AM

Hello world,

It is my intention to create a secret society of intuitives so that we may take over the world and make it a better place...we will even include the Sensors in our masterplan but they will not get much say, they are basically just free-loaders...

Anyway, I will be needing lots and lots of stuff for this to work...I can't get into all the specifics right now but let's just start with the following:

INFJs: hello brothers and sisters...I know I don't have to explain myself to you all...you just "know it"...thank goodness....that's going to save me a lot of explaining....I will be needing lots and lots of you as friends...so please just send me an email and say hello...

INTJs: hello editors and sounding boards...I am going to need lots and lots of you to keep me from going of the F deep end...

INFPs: hello moral compasses...I will need lots and lots of you all as well so that I don't stay in my shadow too long while taking care of business...I'm still going to have to do that sometimes...but I promise that if you make the sad face, then I'll do my best to pull myself together....

ENFPs: hello friendly operatives...I will need lots and lots of you all so that you may tell others about our masterplan...once we get one of course...and you will also be in charge of recon amongst the Sensors...you must tell them that we come in peace...you know, lie...

For the rest of you....if you are an N then I will be getting around to you sooner and if you don't then I will get around to you later...

You have questions don't you?

Then ask my friends to be. Just ask.

sophiedoph

09-01-2008, 02:45 AM

Welcome! I'm a new INFJ here too! Love your plan!!

spirilis

09-01-2008, 02:51 AM

Haha wow, sounds like something I recall from the NCen days. Let the "N society" idea burn in hell.

Besides that, welcome :)

Brooke

09-01-2008, 02:56 AM

Lovely introduction. :) I'm new here too! And I for one, would love to be part of this new society. Although from what I've heard we INFJs already have our own plan to take over the world (Which I readily agreed to be a part of) so I hope this new society doesn't conflict with my loyalties to the first plan I joined.

Oh, and welcome!:hug:

Martian Manifesto

09-01-2008, 03:06 AM

Martian Manifesto

09-01-2008, 03:10 AM

Haha wow, sounds like something I recall from the NCen days. Let the "N society" idea burn in hell.

Besides that, welcome :)

My first encounter with an INTP...this is very exciting...I understand that you are enjoy a good theoretical model...mine is this...not an "N society" per se...we would have to include everyone of course...but I think Sensors would be better for managing the proto-village, not coming up with it's concept...speaking of which...we are going to need lots of INTPs as well...I abhor math....even thought I know it's really really important...there, are you happy? I said the words...

Brooke

09-01-2008, 03:11 AM

Yes, is this the secret cabal Seguy spoke of? If so, I am jumping on that train too :)

Yep. I joined and was invited to join immediately. Clearly they recognised my dazzling intellect and sheer awesomeness. Or they just noticed I was an INFJ. Could be that too I guess...:blush:

spirilis

09-01-2008, 03:11 AM

My first encounter with an INTP...this is very exciting...I understand that you are enjoy a good theoretical model...mine is this...not an "N society" per se...we would have to include everyone of course...but I think Sensors would be better for managing the proto-village, not coming up with it's concept...speaking of which...we are going to need lots of INTPs as well...I abhor math....even thought I know it's really really important...there, are you happy? I said the words...

Eh, whatever floats your aircraft carrier. :)

Jack Flak

09-01-2008, 03:15 AM

If you develop an N society, S will be the new N.

Martian Manifesto

09-01-2008, 03:16 AM

Yep. I joined and was invited to join immediately. Clearly they recognised my dazzling intellect and sheer awesomeness. Or they just noticed I was an INFJ. Could be that too I guess...:blush:

INFJs are automatically awesome...now you will have a chance to show just how awesome...good luck, I'll be in the ranks soon I'm sure

Martian Manifesto

09-01-2008, 03:20 AM

If you develop an N society, S will be the new N.

I tried hard to resist...but I just can't...

okay, explain that is four sentences or less...I just have to know...how does that INTP mind of yours work?...will it be an analogy?...will it be funny?...oddly draconian?...come on, come on, just explain it to me already!

runvardh

09-01-2008, 04:04 AM

Welcome to the nuthouse; we'll just shuttle you down to 322A. Don't mind the nurse with the pointy thing, you'll be alright. :yes:

Peguy

09-01-2008, 04:11 AM

Let's get one thing straight: in the new INFJ or "N" society, I get my own harem of hot ENFP chicks. Do we have an understanding here? :D

iwakar

09-01-2008, 04:15 AM

Finally. The fruition of every INFJs long-harbored secret: to rule the world... in order to improve it, of course.

OMFG, Hitler WAS an INFJ!

/weep

Martian Manifesto

09-01-2008, 04:18 AM

Finally. The fruition of every INFJs long-harbored secret: to rule the world... in order to improve it, of course.

OMFG, Hitler WAS an INFJ!

/weep

So was Ghengis Khan...now there was a fella with some vision!

Jack Flak

09-01-2008, 04:19 AM

I tried hard to resist...but I just can't...

okay, explain that is four sentences or less...I just have to know...how does that INTP mind of yours work?...will it be an analogy?...will it be funny?...oddly draconian?...come on, come on, just explain it to me already!
It means, oh lowly denizen of Earth, (J/K), that if society is wrapped around the N ideal, then S will be those who get to feel superior and complain.

Martian Manifesto

09-01-2008, 04:20 AM

Let's get one thing straight: in the new INFJ or "N" society, I get my own harem of hot ENFP chicks. Do we have an understanding here? :D

Of course, that goes without saying...but you will have to keep them entertained under you own mojo...but as a fellow INFJ, I know that will be no probelm for you...now what about this secret INFJ cabal I keep hearing about?...to say I'm intrigued about this matter would be an obscene understatement

Martian Manifesto

09-01-2008, 04:26 AM

It means, oh lowly denizen of Earth, (J/K), that if society is wrapped around the N ideal, then S will be those who get to feel superior and complain.

no, you need vision to see that you are superior when you circumstances say otherwise...sensors will not project out...they will wallow in there current fate and say "why are we destined to live this hard life"...an N would say "I KNOW this isn't how shiet is suppossed to be"...

Sensors are slaves to there obvious environment...now I want you to know that I thought really long and hard about a way to make a more sweeping and grossly biased statement...and I just couldn't think of it...sorry

Peguy

09-01-2008, 04:27 AM

now what about this secret INFJ cabal I keep hearing about?...to say I'm intrigued about this matter would be an obscene understatement

Our official name is the Knights who use Ni. :D

Jack Flak

09-01-2008, 04:28 AM

no, you need vision to see that you are superior when you circumstances say otherwise...sensors will not project out...they will wallow in there current fate and say "why are we destined to live this hard life"...an N would say "I KNOW this isn't how shiet is suppossed to be"...

Sensors are slaves to there obvious environment...now I want you to know that I thought really long and hard about a way to make a more sweeping and grossly biased statement...and I just couldn't think of it...sorry
OK, you got me. They'll just take up arms and kill all of us.

Peguy

09-01-2008, 04:30 AM

Welcome to the nuthouse; we'll just shuttle you down to 322A. Don't mind the nurse with the pointy thing, you'll be alright. :yes:

Don't worry about the INFPs, we have them under control. Just give them access to a warehouse filled with Hello Kitty merchandise - problem solved.

Martian Manifesto

09-01-2008, 04:33 AM

OK, you got me. They'll just take up arms and kill all of us.

I thought about that...and the fact that both of my sisters are SJs...so unfortunately we are going to have to insulate ourselves with a loyal cadre of Sensors...we will need to brainwash them of course, but I am not overly concerned with that...it's not like I've been doing that every day of my life since birth...

but your concerns over the "taking up arms" are well founded...we will need fortifications....we'll just call them "highly private resort communitties"...yeah, that's sexy....that will effing sell, I'm telling you...

Jack Flak

09-01-2008, 04:34 AM

I like the sun&surf part.

Peguy

09-01-2008, 04:36 AM

but your concerns over the "taking up arms" are well founded...we will need fortifications....we'll just call them "highly private resort communitties"...yeah, that's sexy....that will effing sell, I'm telling you...

Yeah just remember to hire reliable contractors. We don't want our bases ending up like Tear-jerker's evil lair. (LOL that episode of American Dad was just on).

Martian Manifesto

09-01-2008, 04:37 AM

Our official name is the Knights who use Ni. :D

Good name

Martian Manifesto

09-01-2008, 04:40 AM

Yeah just remember to hire reliable contractors. We don't want our bases ending up like Tear-jerker's evil lair. (LOL that episode of American Dad was just on).

solid point...I will have my INTJ mastermind add that notation to our masterplan...see, I totally knew coming to this site was a good idea

runvardh

09-01-2008, 05:00 AM

Don't worry about the INFPs, we have them under control. Just give them access to a warehouse filled with Hello Kitty merchandise - problem solved.

na, a girlfriend would be much more helpful.

Peguy

09-01-2008, 05:05 AM

na, a girlfriend would be much more helpful.

Request denied. However, I'm willing to make a comprimise though: you can have a Hello Kitty blow-up doll.

Apollanaut

09-01-2008, 05:05 AM

Our official name is the Knights who use Ni. :D

Oh, I love it! When surrounded by enemies, we simply utter "Ni! Ni! Ni!" to drive them away. Come to think of it, isn't this what INJs already do to people?:spam_laser:

Martian Manifesto

09-01-2008, 05:21 AM

Oh, I love it! When surrounded by enemies, we simply utter "Ni! Ni! Ni!" to drive them away. Come to think of it, isn't this what INJs already do to people?:spam_laser:

No, I just stare...that's all it takes usually...if that fails I use the "black bolt"...it's when I can see directly into the eyes of their shadow and call it out on them...it hits them harder than a freight train...what I say doesn't even register to me...in my head I just think "I'm going to gut this mo-fo's mojo"...and then I start talking...as a general rule I try to stop saying things once they beg for mercy...but sometimes...when they (Sensors or immature Ns) get me riled up...

locke

09-01-2008, 05:44 AM

I thought about that...and the fact that both of my sisters are SJs...so unfortunately we are going to have to insulate ourselves with a loyal cadre of Sensors...we will need to brainwash them of course, but I am not overly concerned with that...it's not like I've been doing that every day of my life since birth...

Ego-maniacal NF's surrounded by a loyal cadre of heavily armed Sensors? Sounds like a history book. I think you'd better listen to your INFP's.

Martian Manifesto

09-01-2008, 05:49 AM

Oh, I love it! When surrounded by enemies, we simply utter "Ni! Ni! Ni!" to drive them away. Come to think of it, isn't this what INJs already do to people?:spam_laser:

Ego-maniacal NF's surrounded by a loyal cadre of heavily armed Sensors? Sounds like a history book. I think you'd better listen to your INFP's.

I know, right?

Martian Manifesto

09-01-2008, 05:55 AM

Ego-maniacal NF's surrounded by a loyal cadre of heavily armed Sensors? Sounds like a history book. I think you'd better listen to your INFP's.

Also, I'm not ego-maniacal...I'm self-maniacal...my ego knows his place...plus I have much better mojo this way...just have to watch out for that irritating grandiosity

Martian Manifesto

09-01-2008, 06:00 AM

Oh snap! Score! I am officially a "member" now...no more of this "juinior" tripe...now if I can just get myself a spiffy avatar I will be on my way...

I think that can wait for tomorrow...good night all

Peguy

09-01-2008, 06:06 AM

now if I can just get myself a spiffy avatar I will be on my way...

May I suggest John Wayne in the Conqueror?

http://www.asianweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/6_johnwayne.jpg

Martian Manifesto

09-01-2008, 06:25 PM

May I suggest John Wayne in the Conqueror?

http://www.asianweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/6_johnwayne.jpg

Holy crap, batman! My Mana personality's name (well the one he tells me to tell people...his true name must never be given out...plus he doesn't really have a name anyway, does he?) is Hu'Manchu...it's a rif on Fu Manchu (love pulp comics) and the Human race...which is exotic...why? because Hu'Manchu is actually a martian...a spiffy evolved exotic martian...even other martians think he is exotic because he has this fetish for those beastial humans...I mean really, why the fuck does he even bother...yes, the martians in my visions use earth swearing...please don't distract me with details...details are like krpytonite to my bliss mojo...

...by the way, I'm assuming all of this because I don't actually get to make him up...my inner child just lobs stuff at me and this is what I'm getting recently...go figure...so this is what I think it means...but I could be way off...Ni is tricky like that...Ni is pretty much always correct IF you read it right...which is an art not a science...

anyway...my martians have different skin colors and patterns...anyway, Hu'Manchu's skin is grey with exotic trabelard (spelling?) tatts on his arms...I was looking for an avatar for him...I was thinking Peter Sellers from "The Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu" or Lo Pan from "Big Trouble In Little China"...this gives me another one to consider now...thanks!

...does anybody out there have any pics of that kind of stuff?
...and would anybody be able to photoshop his skin grey?...please!!!!

runvardh

09-01-2008, 06:40 PM

Request denied. However, I'm willing to make a comprimise though: you can have a Hello Kitty blow-up doll.

I'd be better off spaking the monkey; real female or no deal! :SaiyanSmilie_anim: :2ar15:

Martian Manifesto

09-01-2008, 06:43 PM

I'd be better off spaking the monkey; real female or no deal! :SaiyanSmilie_anim: :2ar15:

Me thinks the INFP doth protest too much

runvardh

09-01-2008, 06:45 PM

Me thinks the INFP doth protest too much

You've seen nothing yet :devil: :cool:

Martian Manifesto

09-01-2008, 06:47 PM

You've seen nothing yet :devil: :cool:

:nice:

sweet

runvardh

09-01-2008, 06:51 PM

:nice:

sweet

I can be a powerful ally or a terrible enemy; I leave the choice to you :)

Martian Manifesto

09-01-2008, 07:01 PM

I can be a powerful ally or a terrible enemy; I leave the choice to you :)

I have dated INFP girls nearly exclusively (there was a tempestuous relationship with an ENFP but we won't talk about that)....and I have some INFP friends (not as many as INFJ & INTJ but still a few)...my Ni says...

poweful ally...definitely...wait, let me think...yeah, definitly...powerful ally