Challenge 2, Season 1, Submission Thread

[Haight]

Please post your entries for the Rap challenge in this thread.

Another thing, do not post comments until all four teams have submitted their raps. If you do. . . I'll delete it.

Thanks.

[Jen]

BLACKTEAMCITYRAP2008


BlackTeamCityRap Lyrics by Night

J:

J is the loneliest number.
A number? No.
A switchblade? Yes.
Linear logic stabbed clean through your chest.

NF:

Cleanliness, Godliness, emotional piety:
On an spiritual ascension
Towards celestial solemnity.

NFP:

Cloves, poems and Advanced D&D -
You'd be hard pressed to find,
A dull NFP.

Jennifer, Scantily, Heart and Care-bear
Benevolence online
Or at a Ren faire

Poetry, drama, theatre, dance...
Why such an obsession
With fig-ura-tive romance?

SJ:

Smarter than a speeding bullet;
Bigger biceps than a Phd!
The SJ will overwhelm you
With their rules and authority!

SJ -

Security guard, meter maid or management retail,
His genius is everywhere, he even invented braille.
Yet, the SJ's strongest talent - his greatest specialty
Is certainly best realized,
In the explication of detail - oft' incessantly.

That isn't to suggest that he isn't without value,
Indeed his efforts rock,
Why, without him our world would be without many things:
Electricity, Survivor or Iraq.

SP:

Rambo, Grayscale, Rhinosaur and Fezzik;
SPs are everywhere - and always double quick.
I warn you:
If you scrap with an SP, it's your ass that will be kicked-
Bloody...weeping -
Trying to unstab the once-hidden ice pick.

Special Forces, mechanic, simple scientist,
The lesson learned is this:
An SP's mind is best at work
When his work is with his fists.

[disregard]

(MBTI) Types, Types, Baby

(MBTI) Types, Types, Baby

by

The BLUE Team

Types, types, baby (x2)
All right Stop, moderate, and don't LISTEN
Blue team here and we about to start DISSIN'
Forum grabs a hold of you tightly
Monitors glowin' daily and nightly
WILL UBER EVER LEAVE, yo, I don't know
When I get my way, to the Graveyard he'll go.

To the extreme, we rock the Net like Kobe,
Light up the boards, cut you up like Shenobi.

JEN, go and post another facial
Lateralus upset 'cause we gettin' kinda racial
BLUEWING, your posts are a felony
Not buyin' the book you're tryin' to sell me.
Love it or leave it you better not POST
You bound to get smacked by CTG's ghost.
If you got a type beef, yo, we'll solve it
Check out the thread before Zerg dissolves it.


CHORUS
Type, types baby
MBTI
Types types baby
MBTi
Types types Baby
MBTI
types types Baby (x4)

Now that the forum is JUMPING
With Uber kicked out and the threads are PUMPIN'
Quick to the post without no FLUFFIN'
Debating NFs like MaC GUFFIN'.
Burning them, if you ain't quick and nimble
I'll post crazy like a stock-tick symbol
And I'll quote you, and insult you,
Change your words and I'll report you.
POSTIN' in the Down Below
Won't help girl if you's a post ho'
The n00bs on stand by waiting just to say hi
I NEVER STOP, yo I'm too fly
I Kept on. . . pursuing types like mine
See Uber's thread about sodas with lemon-lime
The thread was dead, yo,
so I decided to update my
B-L-O-G

Es in pics wearing less than bikinis
Beat posting fail pics cause he's a big weenie
JEALOUS our posts is so sublime
SILENTLYHONEST, shut up one time
READING corny posts from the chumps in the Yard,
The chumps acting ill cuz the madmins so HARD.
Sittin', so long there's a funky smell,
Jennifer's blog is straight outta hell.

FAILING in the joke threads real fast,
Blue Team arrives to torch some ass.
Channels to Commune, the boards be packed,
Ready to pounce, all the noobs get smacked!
CTG ON THE SCENE, so fresh and clean
They passed her up but confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, Ivy'll solve it,
You bring a lady and Wolf'll repluse it.


Mercury, the young punk SJ
He rocks the bells from Philly, PA
The lyrical surgeon, sweet extroversion
He gots the ladies, and Wolf's just a virgin
The kid doesn't think but feeeeeeeeeels
Not an NF but still has ideaaaaaals

His style's original
like the KFC recipe,
Rocking the new shit an MBTI necessity.
Debate him, he'll make your wife a widow,
Coming incorrect, you get sliced like Kiddo.
Blue Team, make others say Damn!
If typology was a drug, we'd sniff it by the gram.
Keeping posts pithy, even when we're loose,
We're #1, and your team's a deuce.

If there was a type beef, yo, we'll solve it,
Check out the thread before Zergling dissolves it

CHORUS

Let's get out of here
Yeah.
Word to INTJMom

[EffEmDoubleyou]

The Green Team presents "n00b" by Green Eminem!

(Based on "Stan" by Eminem)

n00b


[chorus]
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
logged on today at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray,
but your icon on my screen
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

[n00b]
Dear Blue, I wrote but you still ain't postin
I left two questions and a smiley on this thread I'm hostin'
I repped you for your boastin' so I know you know somethin'
There probably was a problem with speed the server goes on
Sometimes my reps are too incoherent when I post 'em
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I read an entire paragraph today and I almost understand,
I don't even think you're pretentious, far from it, man.
I liked your theory concerning the relationship between Extraverted Intuition and Megalomania
That shit was phat.
Anyways, I hope you see this man, hit me back, just to chat.
Introduction, page two:
This is n00b

[chorus]

[n00b]
BlueWing, I relate to what you think and intuit
So I log on to your account, just by hacking into it
Memorizin' your profile helps when I'm inside it
I even got a tattoo of your avatar under my eyelid
Sometimes I even cut myself just to experience Se
It's my Trickster, you see, cause I'm an INFP
Had to visit your moms, dressed like five oh cause you won't talk you see
Well screw the three bears cause your bed felt just right to me
You gotta rep me man, no one else will see
Sincerely yours, n00b. P.S. Will you marry me?

[chorus]

[n00b]
Dear Mister-Im-Too-Good-To-Put-The-Little-Smiley-Happy-Waving-Hi-Hi-Guy
This is the last message you'll see from me before I die
It's been an hour or so and still no word; dont I deserve it?
So I dress my pillows as you,
That doesn't make me perverted.
So this is my message I'm sending you, I hope you heard it
I'm jumping off a bridge right now, writing on a laptop
I hope you know this is all your fault, you coulda stopped it
Oh wait, I didn't bring a mouse, how am I supposed to press submit?
Tab
Tab
Tab
Tab
Ta...

[BlueWing]
Dear n00b, I would write you sooner but you're such a nothing 'round here.
I've seen you around, troll-fluffing the air
Look, Im really flattered you wanted me to return your affection
But in all honesty, I didn't get the connection.
And what you think about my posts, who cares? I knew it.
Hearing INFP views? I'd sooner laugh at Jon Stewart.
c'mon - how screwed up is you? Im glad I inspire you, but n00b,
You're a total boob, go smoke a doob, cause not much rhymes with n00b.
I'm just scared that you want to abuse me
Unrelated of course I saw some news that confused me
Some crazy dude with a laptop jumped off the Dupont
He was on a forum, writing up a response.
And in the reply they found a name, but they didn't know who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was.... it was....no I've lost it, I've completely forgotten it now, something menial like Phil or Dustan.
Oh well, all the best.
Hugs and kisses,
BlueWing.

[Haight]

Thanks for making me waste my time, Red team. Ya bunch of freak'n donkey's.

Anyway. . . Let the voting and commentary begin without the bloods.

[scantilyclad]

do we get a poll?

[Uberfuhrer]

I'm afraid to watch those videos.

[Eye-In-TiPi]

Note to self: never start a "We've already won" thread until we've at least already submitted an entry. I'd still like to see what the red team put together, though. We can comment on it even if we can't vote for it.

[scantilyclad]

Blue took this one.
Purely Awesome.

[Tallulah]

Thanks for making me waste my time, Red team. Ya bunch of freak'n donkey's.

Anyway. . . Let the voting and commentary begin without the bloods.

They didn't have one?

I guess we'll need a poll, then.

Blue's rap kicks all KINDS of bootay. Brilliant and hilarious lyrics and NPG is a Master MC!

Great work by all!

[Uberfuhrer]

Note to self: never start a "We've already won" thread until we've at least already submitted an entry. I'd still like to see what the red team put together, though. We can comment on it even if we can't vote for it.

I dunno, I'm tempted to vote for blue. Grossly inaccurate, though it might be, it's still the only rap that mentions me.

Although I also feel I should still show loyalty to black.

Decisions, decisions...

[Jen]

I dunno, I'm tempted to vote for blue. Grossly inaccurate, though it might be, it's still the only rap that mentions me.CC2 will be gutted.

[Eye-In-TiPi]

I dunno, I'm tempted to vote for blue. Grossly inaccurate, though it might be, it's still the only rap that mentions me.

You didn't hear me mumbling your name? It's in there. Several times. Listen to it again. If you don't hear it, vote for green and repeat.

[PinkPiranha]

I voted for Blue Team, but wow! They were all so clever! :) Good job, everyone!

[disregard]

Was that CapChick singing?

[Night]

Loyalty is crap.

Vote for the selection you think is the best.

[Uberfuhrer]

You didn't hear me mumbling your name? It's in there. Several times. Listen to it again. If you don't hear it, vote for green and repeat.

I'm just reading the lyrics...I'm too afraid to watch the videos.

Was that CapChick singing?

Yes.

[EffEmDoubleyou]

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/9080/failsa1.jpg

[scantilyclad]

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/9080/failsa1.jpg

lol :yes:

[Martoon]

Just now dug up the "Stan" YouTube by Eminem (sorry, don't follow rap, so I hadn't heard it before). Green's entry was good before, but it's now 4 kinds of awesome now that I see the parody. Maybe even 5 kinds.

[Eye-In-TiPi]

I'm just reading the lyrics...I'm too afraid to watch the videos.


You have to watch the video. Otherwise, the subliminal messages can't compel you to vote green.

[Night]

The MIA status of the Red Team is wonderful seasoning to a great challenge.

[Tallulah]

I'm just reading the lyrics...I'm too afraid to watch the videos.



Yes.

You have nothing to fear from our video. It's just the song, in a format that you don't have to download.

[scantilyclad]

Just now dug up the "Stan" YouTube by Eminem (sorry, don't follow rap, so I hadn't heard it before). Green's entry was good before, but it's now 4 kinds of awesome now that I see the parody. Maybe even 5 kinds.

:hug:

[heart]

Loyalty is crap.

Vote for the selection you think is the best.

Preach it!

[PinkPiranha]

We'll make up for it with nudity. I promise.

[disregard]

The MIA status of the Red Team is wonderful seasoning to a great challenge.

Seriously. I'm getting goosebumps.

*hugs a flashlight and stares around Gauntlet Camp*

[EffEmDoubleyou]

We'll make up for it with nudity. I promise.

I'm suspicious that you didn't specify who would be nude. IT'S A SETUP!

[PinkPiranha]

I'm suspicious that you didn't specify who would be nude. IT'S A SETUP!

It is the mystery of the Dance of the Seven... oops... SIX veils!

[EffEmDoubleyou]

A shout out to my Green Team compadres for their contributions!

Lyrikz: Mort Belfry
Vocalz: Tallulah, ScantilyClad, Eye-N-TiPi
Produckshun: Tallulah, ygolo
Grafix: Rajah
Ideaz: Everyone up in hurr!

[Jeffster]

Y'all sure do love you some Vanilla Ice. :D

I would've posted my rap if I had known SH wasn't gonna submit anything. :(

Oh well, Blue wins.

[Geoff]

Blue was kinda awesome, but I loved green too. Who's singing on green?

[Tallulah]

Blue was kinda awesome, but I loved green too. Who's singing on green?

Me. :smile:

[Uberfuhrer]

The future is blue.

[Ivy]

How would you know, since you won't listen to any of them?

[Tallulah]

The future is blue.

How would you know, since you won't listen to any of them?

Yeah, you have to listen to get the full effect.

[Uberfuhrer]

How would you know, since you won't listen to any of them?

Change of plans.

And it was a reasonably difficult decision to make.

(Oh, who am I kidding? Anything that's got my name in it is destined for greatness!)

[proteanmix]

BLUE that was most excellent!!

Next stop BET Awards!

[Geoff]

Me. :smile:

Good job.. and I think you had the toughest one. NPG nailed rapping, but you had the straight vocal performance.

[Uberfuhrer]

For what it's worth, black had the best video...although I didn't see a picture of myself make it into the cut.

[Tallulah]

Good job.. and I think you had the toughest one. NPG nailed rapping, but you had the straight vocal performance.

Thanks, Geoff! :hug:

[colmena]

I liked the green one, it's a clever parody, but all three are good. Great music on the black team, props to carebear I think, there.

Well done to the singers. I couldn't have done it.

The blue team has the best style. Wouldn't surprise me if they win. They'd deserve it.

[pure_mercury]

I liked the green one, it's a clever parody, but all three are good. Great music on the black team, props to carebear I think, there.

Well done to the singers. I couldn't have done it.

The blue team has the best style. Wouldn't surprise me if they win. They'd deserve it.

I think it was the gritty East Coast style that put us over the top. We have a Philadelphian, a Baltimorean, a Dirty Southerner. . . um, Australia is kind of southeast of here.

[Jen]

For what it's worth, black had the best video...although I didn't see a picture of myself make it into the cut.thanks uber. I had your pic all ready to go but it was so dark and when i tried to lighten it, it looked worse.

blue team did a great job. haven't had a chance to listen/watch to the green team. yenta, fyi you're in our vid as requested.

[EffEmDoubleyou]

For what it's worth, black had the best video...although I didn't see a picture of myself make it into the cut.

Just a friendly reminder that it's a rap song contest, not a rap video contest. :azdaja:

[Ivy]

You could have just lifted his FACEBOOK PROFILE PIC. *glare*

;)

[Jen]

Eff em we almost ended up like the red team so let us have something okay?

[Uberfuhrer]

Just a friendly reminder that it's a rap song contest, not a rap video contest. :azdaja:

Which is why I didn't vote for the video.

[nottaprettygal]

A good video for the black team would have been to put Uber in a bubbily hot top drinking a 40 and have all of the black team members surrounding him wearing bikinis and feeling his chest.

Standard rap video cliche.

[Jennifer]

The MIA status of the Red Team is wonderful seasoning to a great challenge.

BANG BANG BANG <muffled> "let me in!"

*Jennifer appears, disheveled and looking worse than Jen in Challenge 1"

pant pant pant "Help! Help! They tied me up and put me in the trunk.... drove me somewhere... tortured me with... Run DMC songs and High School Musical clips... horrible... awful... barely survived... you have to believe me... it was... the culprits were... were...."

*gestures dramatically, then passes out, hair flopped over her face like a muppet*

[EffEmDoubleyou]

Eff em we almost ended up like the red team so let us have something okay?

Just a friendly reminder that it's a rap song contest, not a rap video contest. :azdaja:

I thought the harridan with the rolling pin conveyed my wink.

[Tallulah]

JENNIFER! Are you okay!?!?! *checks pulse*

Those bastards! They killed Jennifer!

[Jeffster]

Okay, Haight said I should post my part. As the final finished product seems to have gotten lost in dialup internet hell somewhere, you can at least enjoy my one-take brilliance, and maybe Penguin will be along to post our CD cover too, so in pieces you can reconstruct the awesomeness in your heads. ;)

P.S. I love how when I was uploading that, it said "sum of all attachments OWNED by Jeffster. Yeah! I totally owned that attachment! Fer shizzle. :party2:

[SolitaryPenguin]

Album cover is here. A lot of work went in on all parts, we just couldn't pull it out in time.

Kickass challenge all, you all had some awesome submissions.


(missed Delilah on the cover cause I suck)

[scantilyclad]

Album cover is here. A lot of work went in on all parts, we just couldn't pull it out in time.

Kickass challenge all, you all had some awesome submissions.


(missed Delilah on the cover cause I suck)

the cd cover is very cute!

[EffEmDoubleyou]

It's too bad. MC Jeffster has some 80s East Coast rap skillz, and that's a kickass album cover.

[nottaprettygal]

The Texas accent makes it pretty funny.

"Whoops too slow!"

[Delilah]

(missed Delilah on the cover cause I suck)

:hug: You're still my favorite Penguin.

[scantilyclad]

The Texas accent makes it pretty funny.

"Whoops too slow!"

hahah yeah i loled.

[Tallulah]

It's too bad. MC Jeffster has some 80s East Coast rap skillz, and that's a kickass album cover.

Agreed! :nice:

[Carebear]

Wow! Great work, Green and Blue! Loved both and am seriously impressed!

Album cover is here. A lot of work went in on all parts, we just couldn't pull it out in time.

[insert any one of the countless obvious jokes about spending less time in celebratory threads and more time on the actual challenge]

I liked the green one, it's a clever parody, but all three are good. Great music on the black team, props to carebear I think, there.

Nah. I didn't create the music. Just made a quick mix of music and voice. Props to Erykah Badu for the music.

[Martoon]

Run DMC songs and High School Musical clips...
lol. Oh, the humanity!

Album cover is here.
Dude, that is some seriously quality work. Had to check your profile, and wasn't surprised to see "Occupation: Freelance Web/Graphic Design". I'll keep ya in mind for contract referrals.

[EffEmDoubleyou]

BANG BANG BANG <muffled> "let me in!"

*Jennifer appears, disheveled and looking worse than Jen in Challenge 1"

pant pant pant "Help! Help! They tied me up and put me in the trunk.... drove me somewhere... tortured me with... Run DMC songs and High School Musical clips... horrible... awful... barely survived... you have to believe me... it was... the culprits were... were...."

*gestures dramatically, then passes out, hair flopped over her face like a muppet*

Team Red will be a force to be reckoned with when the "Audition Monologue For A Lifetime TV Movie" challenge rolls around.

[Tallulah]

Team Red will be a force to be reckoned with when the "Audition Monologue For A Lifetime TV Movie" challenge rolls around.

LoL, ala Molly Shannon. "My thoughts can best be expressed in a monologue from a Lifetime movie starring Joanna Kerns, entitled, 'Give Me Back My Toddler: The Emily Brinkman Story.'"

[Thursday]

Green Lantern Here
Oh, Its On!

[PinkPiranha]

LoL, ala Molly Shannon. "My thoughts can best be expressed in a monologue from a Lifetime movie starring Joanna Kerns, entitled, 'Give Me Back My Toddler: The Emily Brinkman Story.'"

*jams hands in armpits* *sniffs*

[EffEmDoubleyou]

Green Lantern Here
Oh, Its On!

Looks like the new players have been distributed! Welcome, AvereX! Please fill out this paperwork in full and then move on to our indoctrination center, where you will be given your full allottment of win.

[Tallulah]

Looks like the new players have been distributed! Welcome, AvereX! Please fill out this paperwork in full and then move on to our indoctrination center, where you will be given your full allottment of win.

Welcome, AvereX!

"When I saw you there, I knew your name should be changed..."

[Jen]

You could have just lifted his FACEBOOK PROFILE PIC. *glare*

;)hehe :alttongue: Isn't it a nice feeling to be loved? :yes:

[Thursday]

Welcome, AvereX!

"When I saw you there, I knew your name should be changed..."

LOL

[Firelie]

Wow, Blue Team, awesome job.

[PinkPiranha]

I have eaten the Blue Team. They tasted like Smurfberries. Let us all morn their passing while pouring out a bottle of Colt in their honor.

[Tallulah]

I have eaten the Blue Team. They tasted like Smurfberries. Let us all morn their passing while pouring out a bottle of Colt in their honor.

Smurfberry Crunch is fun to eat. A smurfy, fruity breakfast treat.

[PinkPiranha]

Smurfberry Crunch is fun to eat. A smurfy, fruity breakfast treat.

Indeed! We have feasted upon the crunchy fruity corpses of Smurfs/Team Blue! I feel that I've gotten my sprayed-on vitamin and mineral content!

[Rajah]

I really loved this challenge. :wubbie:

Nice rap job, NPG!

[rhinosaur]

I thought the Green team's rap was more creative, and the performance was good, but there was way too much chorus in there. Unless you're Eminem it's damn hard to pull off a rap song with that much singing in it.

Blue team was more consistently good.

To put it statistically, it was something like this:
GreenTeam=Average(0,90,0,90,0,90)
BlueTeam=Average(80,80,70,80,70)

Black team was just fail.

Just sayin'. I don't want yall to think I be hatin'.

[SillyGoose]

Blue Team, I am seriously impressed.

Green was pretty good too.

[Jennifer]

JENNIFER! Are you okay!?!?! *checks pulse*

Those bastards! They killed Jennifer!

Team Red will be a force to be reckoned with when the "Audition Monologue For A Lifetime TV Movie" challenge rolls around.

*moans, raises head*

wait... you mean I'll get to do a monologue?

:party2:

uh... i am not quite dead yet!

[Jen]

Black team was just fail.

Just sayin'. I don't want yall to think I be hatin'.That's because we didn't go with the original lyrics that I wrote. Here's my post early in the game.

This task ain't easy for a white girl. :)

Here's what I have so far. It's to be rapped with this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=sDe7yELunTk) music.


"I gots to be bustin so why you to keep frontin? You say you know me but you don’t know me beaytch! My name is Jen. That shit rhymes with Zen. And that’s how I be keepin it real."

"My pimp he name is Limey, he likes his bling real shiny. Gots me hooked on MBTic cuz it’s fly shit man. I hang at the central cuz Iz (still working on it.)"

So that my efforts aren't in vain I plan to change the music and offer the video as a homage to the MBTIc members. :smile:

*plots revenge against the rhino*

[disregard]

On the real, black team's rap makes for enjoyable background music.

[Geoff]

I like them all, for different reasons. Green just got the vote (mostly, I was impressed by the need to coordinate across 2 or 3 people with a chorus, and anyway, I've always liked Eminem!)

[disregard]

[chorus]
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
logged on today at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray,
but your icon on my screen
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

[n00b]
Dear Blue, I wrote but you still ain't postin
I left two questions and a smiley on this thread I'm hostin'
I repped you for your boastin' so I know you know somethin'
There probably was a problem with speed the server goes on
Sometimes my reps are too incoherent when I post 'em
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I read an entire paragraph today and I almost understand,
I don't even think you're pretentious, far from it, man.
I liked your theory concerning the relationship between Extraverted Intuition and Megalomania
That shit was phat.
Anyways, I hope you see this man, hit me back, just to chat.
Introduction, page two:
This is n00b

[chorus]

[n00b]
BlueWing, I relate to what you think and intuit
So I log on to your account, just by hacking into it
Memorizin' your profile helps when I'm inside it
I even got a tattoo of your avatar under my eyelid
Sometimes I even cut myself just to experience Se
It's my Trickster, you see, cause I'm an INFP
Had to visit your moms, dressed like five oh cause you won't talk you see
Well screw the three bears cause your bed felt just right to me
You gotta rep me man, no one else will see
Sincerely yours, n00b. P.S. Will you marry me?

[chorus]

[n00b]
Dear Mister-Im-Too-Good-To-Put-The-Little-Smiley-Happy-Waving-Hi-Hi-Guy
This is the last message you'll see from me before I die
It's been an hour or so and still no word; dont I deserve it?
So I dress my pillows as you,
That doesn't make me perverted.
So this is my message I'm sending you, I hope you heard it
I'm jumping off a bridge right now, writing on a laptop
I hope you know this is all your fault, you coulda stopped it
Oh wait, I didn't bring a mouse, how am I supposed to press submit?
Tab
Tab
Tab
Tab
Ta...

[BlueWing]
Dear n00b, I would write you sooner but you're such a nothing 'round here.
I've seen you around, troll-fluffing the air
Look, Im really flattered you wanted me to return your affection
But in all honesty, I didn't get the connection.
And what you think about my posts, who cares? I knew it.
Hearing INFP views? I'd sooner laugh at Jon Stewart.
c'mon - how screwed up is you? Im glad I inspire you, but n00b,
You're a total boob, go smoke a doob, cause not much rhymes with n00b.
I'm just scared that you want to abuse me
Unrelated of course I saw some news that confused me
Some crazy dude with a laptop jumped off the Dupont
He was on a forum, writing up a response.
And in the reply they found a name, but they didn't know who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was.... it was....no I've lost it, I've completely forgotten it now, something menial like Phil or Dustan.
Oh well, all the best.
Hugs and kisses,
BlueWing.

And this is epic. Very creative. Verily deserved 2nd place.

[Geoff]

And this is epic. Very creative. Verily deserved 2nd place.

If this could have been rapped by NPG, perhaps, it'd be awesome.

[disregard]

"I read an entire paragraph today and I almost understand,
I don't even think you're pretentious, far from it, man.
I liked your theory concerning the relationship between Extraverted Intuition and Megalomania
That shit was phat."

Seriously, I can barely breathe.

"That shit was phat"

:rofl1:

[CzeCze]

I just want to say --

DAMN YOU ALL!!!

(Especially Haight)

YOU'LL RUE THE DAY!!!!

*shakes fists*

Okay, I'm gonna go now and work on beating you guys silly at the avatar challenge.

It's been real, folks.

:run:

[nottaprettygal]

I like them all, for different reasons. Green just got the vote (mostly, I was impressed by the need to coordinate across 2 or 3 people with a chorus, and anyway, I've always liked Eminem!)

What are you talking about? I had to bring in my whole posse of npgs in to sing the chorus for the blue team.

You've never struck me as an Eminem man. Interesting.

[Uberfuhrer]

A good video for the black team would have been to put Uber in a bubbily hot top drinking a 40 and have all of the black team members surrounding him wearing bikinis and feeling his chest.

Standard rap video cliche.

:shock: Limey, Night, Oberon, and Carebear in bikinis? :sick:

Damn, you must have grown up on da streetz.

EDIT: However, Limey may very well look rather dashing in a bikini. But still, I certainly wouldn't want him feeling my chest...

[Geoff]

What are you talking about? I had to bring in my whole posse of npgs in to sing the chorus for the blue team.

You've never struck me as an Eminem man. Interesting.

Yep, Eminem.. the Eminem Show is probably my favourite. I even manage not to be offended by "Drips" on that album, cos I enjoy the way it's produced. If you are familiar with it, you'll know what I mean.

I'm also partial to a little Dre. 2001 would be my favourite there.

Having said all that, I also like Mozart. I suppose you'd call that eclectic?

Not every book can be judged by its cover :party2:

[Tallulah]

Congrats to the Blue Team! :worthy:

[Night]

Congrats guys.

...what happened to Silently Honest...?

[Haight]

Congrats guys.

...what happened to Silently Honest...?Family issues.

[Jen]

Yay Blue Team! Great job.
http://planetsmilies.net/cool-smiley-8942.gif

[Haight]

Points updated in Gauntlet Discussion thread OP.

Next!

[EffEmDoubleyou]

Congrats to the Blue team...you guys took us out to the woodshed and made us cut you a switch!

Looks like the Gauntlet is on :)

[Limey]

:shock: Limey, Night, Oberon, and Carebear in bikinis? :sick:

Damn, you must have grown up on da streetz.

EDIT: However, Limey may very well look rather dashing in a bikini. But still, I certainly wouldn't want him feeling my chest...

Imagine me in one of those satin stripper "elephant trunk" banana hammock dealios.
Won't somebody think of the children!
oh the humanity...


EDIT: in blue.

[JivinJeffJones]

JEN, go and post another facial
Lateralus upset 'cause we gettin' kinda racial


This was the couplet that won me over. The rest was just icing.

[Jen]

I'm honored to have my name in their rap and all, but what else do they want me to post a pic of my .ass? Maybe they're referring to the other Jen. :rolleyes:

[JivinJeffJones]

I'm honored to have my name in their rap and all, but what else do they want me to post a pic of my ass?

I remember that thread.

[Haight]

95 members viewed this thread.

[Carebear]

Why TF are you posting number of views, Haight?=

Edit: Oh, it's not number of views but number of members viewing? That's actually interesting. More than I figured itf that's the case.

[Haight]

So people like Jen will realize that a lot of folks viewed the thread, rather than just team members and a handful of onlookers.

[Carebear]

So people like Jen will realize that a lot of folks viewed the thread, rather than just team members and a handful of onlookers.

Yeah, I realized and edited. Thanks for giving the info. I dind't know I was interested, but I was. (At leats wen drunk.)

[Ivy]

Also so we can admire the POLL STIFFY! again. This one's a grower.

[Jen]

So people like Jen will realize that a lot of folks viewed the thread, rather than just team members and a handful of onlookers.
so why do you think more people didn't vote?

[Haight]

so why do you think more people didn't vote?Because most members just lurk.