We've already won fools, thanks for your help

[Silently Honest]

This tornament now belongs to us! Since victory has already been assured, we decided to start our celebration thread.

Do not attempt to hide your admiration, If you don't say how much you love us now, you won't get a chance till we win next year as well. Also there is the possibility that some of you will hit the road before that time comes.

Before the festivities begin, we'd like to thank the other team captians for being such graceful losers. Thanks guys we appreciate it. We'd also like to thank all of those who will vote for us. In this years competition and the next years, and God willing the next one.

I will bare my feet for you all to kiss soon.

If you're good with that I'll drop my pants for you all as well.

Anything for the fans.;)

[Silently Honest]

Jennifer would also like to thank Jesus for this victory and the time he spent blessing this awespectacular rapsterpiece (thank you, Jesus, you're da ultimate Jewish rappin' water-ta-winer homeboy hero!)

[Oberon]

http://www.ontariowildflower.com/images/scat_moose_winter.jpg

[Jennifer]

http://www.ontariowildflower.com/images/scat_moose_winter.jpg

Jesus don't like you no more. :(

[Silently Honest]

That's right admit your teams are full of shit right now.

The mouse goes along with it just as planned.

[PinkPiranha]

/breezy haughty tone/ Mice are so unsanitary when they lose.

[Night]

Good luck, guys.

[Carebear]

When can we actually see the contributions?

[Oberon]

http://www.allyourbasearebelongtous.com/allyourbase.jpg

[Oberon]

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/300W/i/2002/5/2/c/All_your_base_are_bt_Vodafone.jpg

[Oberon]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/32/Chapa_All_your_base_are_belong_to_us.jpg

[disregard]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v677/ecko-man/525lh80.gif

[Silently Honest]

Those pics are sad, but then I remember we won, and were that freaking awesome.

http://www.beawesomeinstead.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/awesomeness1152864.jpg

[JivinJeffJones]

we'd like to thank the other team captians for being such graceful losers.


Yeah that ain't gonna happen.

[Silently Honest]

Continue to confirm what we already know is true. We're this awesome and then some.
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg83/SilentlyHonest/1212800344203.jpg

[Jen]

I really hope you can deliver. I'll be very disappointed if you don't.

[Oberon]

This tornament...

I don't think we have anything to worry about.

I mean, I might be more concerned if they could spell "tournament" correctly.

[Jennifer]

I would like to thank others for our impending victory:

Jen, who always believed in us
Obie, who always was up for a quickie with the spellcheck and PM
JivingJeff, who knew exactly where the other teams stood
Haight, who kept pushing me to declare as an F so that I would try even harder to be a T
Barack Obama, who proved that racism is on more of a decline than sexism
My middle school gym teacher, who showed me that fat, smelly, and stupid was an awful way to go through life at least if one was not rich too
Covergirl, who makes this awesome rich brown mascara that makes my eyes pop
Robert Downey Jr, who is as hot as hell
My pet fish Bob, who died a few years ago in a terrible swirly accident but whose spirit has never left me

Thank you all!

[Oberon]

My pet fish Bob, who died a few years ago in a terrible swirly accident but whose spirit has never left me[/list]


So that's it. I wondered what that odor was...

[disregard]

Robert Downey Jr is... beyond words... :drool:

[Jennifer]

Robert Downey Jr is... beyond words... :drool:

*giddy* gawd, I -know-

(I saw Iron Man w/ friends last week and while all the guys were drooling over the cars, well... I was a little preoccupied. :blush:)

So that's it. I wondered what that odor was...

Oh.
No, that was you.

[scantilyclad]

This thread is going to be really embarrassing when you lose.

[Nocapszy]

You guys have no points. The best you guys can do in the next few days is tie us. That's the best you can hope for.

+
This thread is going to be really embarrassing when you lose.

[Nocapszy]

That's right admit your teams are full of shit right now.

I think...

I think he was releasing that onto you.

[Jennifer]

You guys have no points. The best you guys can do in the next few days is tie us. That's the best you can hope for.

Hmmm... I could tie ya up instead.

(You into that?)

[Rajah]

Hmmm... I could tie ya up instead.

(You into that?)If I'm going to be forced to witness this, I choose to quit the competition.

[Edahn]

Ugh, this thread is even lamer than your last submission.

[disregard]

No, it's not.

I mean, it's pretty fucking awful.

But let's be objective.

[PinkPiranha]

Robert Downey Jr, who is as hot as hell


Robert Downey Jr is... beyond words... :drool:

*giddy* gawd, I -know-

(I saw Iron Man w/ friends last week and while all the guys were drooling over the cars, well... I was a little preoccupied. :blush:)




Are you people TRYING to kill me?! *hot flashes*

You guys have no points. The best you guys can do in the next few days is tie us. That's the best you can hope for.

+

Thus spake the Broccoli....

[Oberon]

What, this guy?

http://imnotsoup.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/ironmanforge2.jpg

[PinkPiranha]

YOU. STOP. IT.

[Limey]

I would like to thank others for our impending victory:

Jen, who always believed in us
Obie, who always was up for a quickie with the spellcheck and PM
JivingJeff, who knew exactly where the other teams stood
Haight, who kept pushing me to declare as an F so that I would try even harder to be a T
Barack Obama, who proved that racism is on more of a decline than sexism
My middle school gym teacher, who showed me that fat, smelly, and stupid was an awful way to go through life at least if one was not rich too
Covergirl, who makes this awesome rich brown mascara that makes my eyes pop
Robert Downey Jr, who is as hot as hell
My pet fish Bob, who died a few years ago in a terrible swirly accident but whose spirit has never left me
Thank you all!

You forgot me.
They told me, stop trying to milk it.
But I put some elbow grease into it and I milked that bovine. I milked that bull good.
<wipes mouth>

[Tallulah]

WHere's red team's submission?

[Uberfuhrer]

OP: You're late.

[disregard]

What, this guy?

http://imnotsoup.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/ironmanforge2.jpg

I was gripping my seat so hard during that scene.

[PinkPiranha]

I thought SH or Jennifer were going to post it?

[PinkPiranha]

I was gripping my seat so hard during that scene.

He's criminal. *fans self*

[Jen]

ya'll suck.

[EffEmDoubleyou]

Read the OP, they already won, fools! They don't need to post it! :doh:

[Night]

Let's be patient.

I'm sure they have something.

[Uberfuhrer]

I was gripping my seat so hard during that scene.

http://www.majorspoilers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/ironmanupdate.jpg

I was gripping my seat when he was doing this...oh wait, technically, he's not Robert Downey, Jr.

[Jen]

Booo!

[Edahn]

There's an angry mob forming in this thread as we speak.

*Lights torch*

WE WANT THE RAP, WE WANT THE RAP

[Uberfuhrer]

Prepare to meet Kali. In HELL!

[Haight]

I'm just going to see if I can grab something out of their thread.

[SolitaryPenguin]

Hey, that tickles.

[Limey]

I was gripping my seat when he was doing this...oh wait, technically, he's not Robert Downey, Jr.

You like a man with thrust?

[Night]

Only 2 (visible) Red Team members currently online...

[Uberfuhrer]

You like a man with thrust?

I identify with it so much! :D

[Jen]

*cries a little for the red team*

[Edahn]

Only 2 (visible) Red Team members currently online...

I've got 3 on my radar, Iceman. ;)

[PinkPiranha]

I have no clue what's going on right now.

[Ivy]

*pours a little out of my forty for the red team*

[Uberfuhrer]

I'm just concerned about whether or not they wrote lyrics about me.

[disregard]

*positions herself under Ivy's outstretched arm*

[Night]

I've got 3 on my radar, Iceman. ;)

2 outta 3 ain't bad...


Ick. This is why I don't joke.

[SolitaryPenguin]

I have no clue what's going on right now.

Something about "blah blah Iron Man...blah blah angry mob...blah blah Mola Ram..."


I am a tad confused myself.

[PinkPiranha]

*cries a little for the red team*

You're so kind. :D :hug:

[Jen]

who was supposed to post it?

[PinkPiranha]

Well. *ahem* Looks like we're gonna have to be extra sexy, Penguin, to make up for red-team faux pas. Then again, our epic failures are to be roundly admired!

[SolitaryPenguin]

At least we get t-shirts.

;)

[Night]

Shit happens, Pink.

At least you and Solitary have the cobbles to duck the rotten vegetables...

[Limey]

Maybe Red team are being silently honest about their entry
<places pinky at corner of mouth>
muhahaha

I think a summer thunderstorm must have knocked out someone's Intarnets.

[PinkPiranha]

Shit happens, Pink.

At least you and Solitary have the cobbles to duck the rotten vegetables...

:doh: Me and Sol haven't the shame to run away, I guess. :blush:

Limey, I hate to correct the Queen's English, but it's spelled "inRwebz". (Dude, speaking of storms... incoming!)

[Jeffster]

We didn't post our submission to spare all of you. Its sheer awesomeness would have caused you all to die a slow painful death, involving lots of disgusting releases of bodily fluids and images of Rosie O'Donnell having sex with Donald Trump.

(I was still in favor of posting it, but Silently Honest had the N-tuition to know it would be too deadly and none of you would survive to appreciate our masterpiece.

[Limey]

(Dude, speaking of storms... incoming!)

You're right - just caught this:
http://writtenpolicy.com/gauntlet-storm.jpg

[Uberfuhrer]

RED: What used to be a power color is now nothing more than a bloody mess.

I was initially going to put up a motivator, but it was probably too graphic.

[Jeffster]

RED: What used to be a power color is now nothing more than a bloody mess.

I was initially going to put up a motivator, but it was probably too graphic.

Aww, I was just about to say how awesome it was, too. :D

[Uberfuhrer]

Aww, I was just about to say how awesome it was, too. :D

So you saw it, then?

(To everyone else, the image was intended to be a splatter of what is presumed to be red paint.)

[Jeffster]

So you saw it, then?

Yes, I'm THAT quick! :cool:

Right ladies?...wait... :huh:

[PinkPiranha]

You're right - just caught this:
http://writtenpolicy.com/gauntlet-storm.jpg

Oh my goodness!! O.o

The storms were laying down some ferocious lightning!

I'll tell you. My favorite thing about Northern Ireland was the steady weather - it was always overcast and awful. No surprises!! Just what I like!

[Firelie]

Well, at least you failed spectacularly. Nothing wrong with being spectacular.

[PinkPiranha]

You're totally right, Firelie. We failed in grand style!

[Oberon]

He's criminal. *fans self*

I can't help it if you're a little... well... excitable.

[PinkPiranha]

I'm Fe primary!! What do you expect!?

[Oberon]

I'm Fe primary!! What do you expect!?

I expect you to be distracted and uncomfortable for about a half an hour. :D

See the way that tank top clings to his torso?

http://imnotsoup.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/ironmanforge2.jpg

[Jen]

shit happens. family, life should always come first. my vote goes to the red team (in spirit anyways).