One time someone insulted my favorite composer. This was may response:
"I hope you get skinned alive and eaten by hungry maggots before being dipped in a pot of boiling oil whilst a fat coloratura sings Wagner in your ear!"
It later occured to me that that may have been slightly creepy. I don't know how anyone is still my friend...
(btw, Wagner isn't my favorite composer, but his music requires LOUD opera singers)
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